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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 16, 2019

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 16, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 4 – The Suicide Squad and the Blowup Doll Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 3, my wife and I encountered some very annoying individuals at the Waldorf-Astoria pool in Las Vegas. I…
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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 2, 2019

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 2, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 2 – Mojito Bro and the Cabana Crew Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 1, my wife and I had our usual issues at the Philadelphia International Airport. We encountered plenty of impressive…
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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 9, 2019

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 9, 2019 Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 3 – Mojito Bro’s Concubines and Casino Narc Last week on Jerks of Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019: Part 2, my wife and I encountered some very annoying individuals at the Waldorf-Astoria pool in Las Vegas. I called…
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NFL Picks Against the Spread: Week 2, 2019

NFL Picks (Preseason 2019): 14-6 (+$1,535) NFL Picks (Week 1, 2019): 5-10-1 (-$515) NFL Picks (2019): 19-16-1 (+$1,020) NFL Picks (2018): 140-134-12 (+$845) NFL Picks (2017): 137-147-10 (-$4,300) NFL Picks (2016): 148-127-10 (+$780) NFL Picks (2015): 133-138-10 (-$3,215) NFL Picks (2014): 143-133-7 (-$1,885) NFL Picks (2013): 144-131-8 (+$7,825) NFL Picks (2012): 130-145-8 (-$7,445) NFL Picks…
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Monday Morning Draft – Week 2

Monday Morning Draft is back! This is a column that delves into the past weekend’s action from an NFL Draft perspective. As the season goes on, the draft picture and slotting will become more clear, but every Sunday will provide a few hints for next April. By Charlie Campbell. Send Charlie an e-mail here: [email protected]
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The Emmitt Smith Anthology

Emmitt Smith is the man. I’m serious – the last thing I’m being right now is facetious. Despite his inability to speak English, Emmitt sits in front of the camera, broadcasting to millions of homes in the U.S., and speaks incorrectly and incoherently every single week. He’s a hero – and a very entertaining one…
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NFL Game Recaps: Week 1, 2019

Packers 10, Bears 3 It was evident that this was a game between two teams that didn’t use their veteran starters in the preseason. Both played sloppily offensively and made numerous mistakes. Ultimately, one great drive by Aaron Rodgers and a clinching interception by Adrian Amos gave the Packers the victory. While Rodgers was able…
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NFL Power Rankings

My current NFL Power Rankings. I’m going to use these rankings as the order for my 2020 NFL Mock Draft during the 2019 season. Follow @walterfootball. I’ve gone from WORST to FIRST, so if you don’t see reverse numbering (via Javascript), don’t worry; the 49ers and Cardinals aren’t my top teams. Updated: Sept. 10 Miami…
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