Jerks of the Week for Aug. 24, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: I’m Not Your Friend Kid I went swimming the other day to burn off my thousands of pounds. When I was done, I went to the locker room to get changed. To my chagrin, the locker room was flooded with dozens…

Jerks of the Year: The Philadelphia Eagles Instead of writing about my hatred toward Jolly Ranchers, or complaining about my douche-bag neighbors this week, I’m just going to talk about one thing – an organization that did something so despicable, unjust and illogical that they deserve the ultimate WalterFootball.com dishonor – the Jerk of the…

Jerks of the Week for June 8, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Mike Brown I touched on Mike Brown in my recently debacled NBA Picks page. I asked if a Coach of the Year was ever fired in the same season. I remember Philadelphia Flyers head coach Terry Murray foolishly get axed after…

Jerks of the Week for June 15, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: NBC’s Hockey Coverage OK, I’ll admit it. I watched some hockey on Friday night. Now before you lose all respect for me and demand that I be banished to Canada, I have to say that it was the first hockey game…

Jerks of the Week for July 20, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Erin Andrews’ Voyeur If you haven’t heard, horny males everywhere were excited Saturday when news broke regarding a video on YouTube where hot ESPN reporter Erin Andrews stripped naked in her hotel room. Google later took down the video after Andrews’…

Jerks of the Week for July 6, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Spammers Everyone hates spammers, so I’m not exactly breaking any news here. What astonishes me though is the stupidity of some of these spammers. When someone signs up for the forum, I go into the Admin page and can usually immediately…

Jerks of the Week for July 27, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Party of Eight Party of Five was a crappy 90s show on FOX that only girls watched. Party of Eight was a crappy family that invaded a restaurant I frequent on Saturday evenings. As my friends and I walked into New…

Jerks of the Week for June 22, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood I was writing one of my 2009 NFL Season Previews this week when there was this loud noise outside. This kid, who lives three houses down, came speeding along on some sort of scooter-skateboard thing I’ve…