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Jimmy Clausen is an Alien Wizard

Walt15 years ago3 years ago015 mins

By Joseph Hoffman (blue5213 on the Forums) EDITOR’S NOTE: Joseph Hoffman posted a great article on the forums about Jimmy Clausen, and why the hatred toward him is completely unfounded. He granted me permission to post his article on the site. The original title of this article was “Jimmy Clausen Raped My Mother and Killed…

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Jerks of the Week Special Edition: Lost Finale

Walt15 years ago3 years ago025 mins

Jerks of the Week Special Edition: Lost Finale You Can’t Please All Jerk Readers Two weeks ago, I dedicated my entire Jerks of the Week segment to my awesome Lost theory that Aaron is the Man In Black. I received several angry e-mails, including this one: “You should quit talking about Lost in your Jerks…

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Why Jimmy Clausen Should Be the No. 1 Pick

Walt15 years ago3 years ago021 mins

Why Jimmy Clausen Should Be the No. 1 Pick This is an article I published for USA Today’s NFL Draft magazine in very early March. If you want to see this article in print, it should be available in most bookstores. The magazine has Eric Berry on the cover, and the article can be found…

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Jerks of the Week – July 5, 2010

Walt15 years ago3 years ago026 mins

Jerk of the Year: Twilight (Why Twilight Sucks) Anyone sick of all the Twilight hype? I am. It seems like everyone’s Facebook status reads, “OMG im going to watch the new Twilightmovie! I luv vampirez tehy are so0o0o0o0o awsum!” Prior to last week, I had never seen any of the Twilight movies before, so my…

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Jimmy Clausen vs. Sam Bradford:

Walt15 years ago3 years ago026 mins

Jimmy Clausen vs. Sam Bradford: Who’s the Better Prospect? By Matt McGuire One hot 2010 NFL Draft debate is whether Jimmy Clausen or Sam Bradford will be the better NFL quarterback. Comparing all of the attributes of the two signal-callers is the best way to truly analyze this debate. Below is a player profile for…

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Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2010

Walt15 years ago3 years ago024 mins

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 2, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Comcast As I’ve noted a few times over the past couple of weeks, I’ve moved to a new house outside of the craptastic city of Philadelphia. My reasons for moving? Lower taxes, lower crime and new jerks around my neighborhood that…

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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2010

Walt15 years ago3 years ago011 mins

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Little Turds on the Road Barack Obama, if you’re on your 240th vacation this year and happen to be reading this, please, for the love of God, increase the minimum driving age in this country to anywhere between 18 and 21….

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Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2010

Walt15 years ago3 years ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks I got a haircut last Saturday. On my way home, I wanted to stop at a pharmacy to pick up the following items: 1. Pepsi Throwback: No explanation needed if you’ve read my rants and my…

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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 4, 2010

Walt15 years ago3 years ago024 mins

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 4, 2010 My friend Adrienne hosted a party last Saturday. It was a good time, particularly because I found three jerks to make fun of: JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever I love playing beer pong. Aside from hitting on random girls,…

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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 25, 2010

Walt15 years ago3 years ago019 mins

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 25, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: No Space Man Five months ago, I discussed a weirdo at my gym named No Space Man. This guy was invited to his best friend’s birthday party, but was later disinvited because his best friend “ran out of space.” Not exactly…