Last update: April Fools 2009. Next update: Real mock update TOMORROW – WITH 5TH ROUND (not an April Fools joke). This is an April Fools version of my 2009 NFL Mock Draft. This is satire, so don’t take anything on this page seriously. Click here to view my real 2009 NFL Mock Draft, which will…

Last update: Saturday, April 25, 2009 Next update: SATURDAY AFTERNOON IF ANY BREAKING NEWS. Also: 2010 NFL Mock Draft updates next week. Order now based on the real 2009 NFL Draft Order. Dallas Cowboys: Andy Kemp, G, Wisconsin It never hurts to have depth up front. Kyle Kosier has only two more years on his…

Last update: Saturday, April 26, 2008. Finishing touches for all seven rounds. Next update: If any news breaks, this will be updated. I’ll have a RE-DRAFT (Rounds 3-7) posted for Day 2 by Sunday morning. This NFL Draft order is based on the 2008 NFL Draft Order and 2008 Draft Prospect Rankings. Kansas City Chiefs:…

Last update: Saturday, April 26, 2008. Finishing touches for all seven rounds. Next update: If any news breaks, this will be updated. I’ll have a RE-DRAFT (Rounds 3-7) posted for Day 2 by Sunday morning. This NFL Draft order is based on the 2008 NFL Draft Order and 2008 Draft Prospect Rankings. Miami Dolphins: Jeremy…

Last update: Saturday morning (10:05 EST), April 28, 2007 (changes in all rounds). 2008 Mock Draft UPDATED MONDAY, APRIL 30! 2008 NFL Draft Player Rankings now being posted! Oakland Raiders: Chris Henry, RB, Arizona Al Davis loves speed and needs a running back for the future. Detroit Lions: Brandon Mebane, DT, California Help for Detroit’s…

Last update: April 23, 2005. San Francisco 49ers: Alex Smith, QB, Utah For months, this mock draft has disregarded the possibility of San Francisco drafting a quarterback, based on the fact that the 49ers are very stingy with their money. Another reason was San Francisco wanted Matt Leinart, who decided to stay in school. Things…

Last update: April 28, 2006. Next Update: April 29, 2006 (depending on a signing or trade). Houston Texans: Calvin Lowry, S, Penn State I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that the Texans need upgrades over C.C. Brown and Glenn Earl. Houston Texans: John McCargo, DT, N.C. State Now that the Texans…

Last update: April 28, 2006. Next Update: April 29, 2006 (depending on a signing or trade). Houston Texans: Mario Williams, DE, N.C. State Looks like every mock draft on the internet — whether it was on this site, ESPN or CBS — was incorrect. Reggie Bush learned Friday night that he will not be the…

Last update: Saturday, April 26, 2008. Finishing touches for all seven rounds. Next update: If any news breaks, this will be updated. I’ll have a RE-DRAFT (Rounds 3-7) posted for Day 2 by Sunday morning. This NFL Draft order is based on the 2008 NFL Draft Order and 2008 Draft Prospect Rankings. Dallas Cowboys: Chauncey…

Last update: April 23, 2005. San Francisco 49ers: Brodney Pool, S, Oklahoma San Francisco’s defense is light years ahead of their offense. However, the 49ers have a few holes to fill on the defensive side of the ball, including the free safety position. Cleveland Browns: Matt Roth, DE, Iowa Cleveland is switching to a 3-4…