2011 NFL Draft Mailbag
NFL Draft Mailbag Notes: These are not actually e-mails. They are comments left on the comment board in my 2011 NFL Mock Draft. I've included some of these comments and my responses to them.
4/3/11
2011 NFL Draft E-mails - Hate Mail
From Walter's A Fraud:
Walter, you've unprofessionally insulted Ryan Mallett repeatedly and multiples times you've said he's very unintelligent. You even said at one point that he could have a historically bad Wonderlic score. Turns out, he got a 26, above Cam Newton (21), Jake Locker (22), and the average (25). You were blatantly wrong. So how can we consider you or your sources credible?
--> Obviously the Wonderlic is a great measure of intelligence. Ryan Mallett did a great job pointing out that September is the ninth month of the year. Whoop dee freaking doo.
Mallett's 26 is probably the wrong score anyway. Chris Mortensen reported this, and he was already wrong about Blaine Gabbert's score. I heard from another source that Mallett scored a 9. So maybe he doesn't know what the ninth month of the year is.
From Mike:
Okay, I got it ... you don't like Chris Hope's performance. I've been reading for the past year since the Titans lost to Indy at home on MNF, but can you move past it? Do you really think Munch is going to bring in a QB without more OL protection?
--> Are you sure you get it? I don't think you get it. Quick, someone think of a Chris Hope joke so Mike can understand that Hope sucks.
The Titans have to bring in a new quarterback. They can't sell their fans on Rusty Smith and/or Kerry Collins for a year. No one would go to the games once the team loses its fifth in a row to start the 2011 season.
From KD:
the browns would instantly have the best secondary in the league by drafting Peterson? LOL. the packers would still be atop that category with ease, einstein. You're reasoning for many of these picks is idiotic and shallow
--> I love it when people call someone an idiot and screw up their grammar in the same sentence. At any rate, you could argue that the Packers would still be better there, but we don't know what Green Bay will get out of an aging Charles Woodson next year.
From Bob:
Walt, some of your opinions couldn't be more off base. I don't know where you get this stuff, hopefully you hear it else where and just regurgitate it, because if you actually believe some off the stuff that put in these mock drafts than you are crazy.
--> Sorry, I was just eating my own dingleberries. What are you saying about crazy!? I'm not crazy!!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!!!!!
From The April Fool's Mock isn't nearly this bad:
Since there are no comments on that humor abortion, I'll say it here. You're just a jacka**. Unfounded insults, the same tired routine no matter how often your "insight" is proven completely wrong, and Jimmy Clausen't microscopic QB IQ shoved all the way down your throat. Sadly, the April Fool's mock is supposed to be bad, but it just goes to show your a schmuck with pure douchebag sense of humor.
--> Yes!!! My goal was to sound like a schmuck with a pure douchebag sense of humor, so I have obviously succeeded. Thank you for the compliments!
From Qwert:
Hey Walt, just wanted to let you know that your April Fool's Day mock draft was the most un-funny and horrible thing I have ever read.
--> Well, at least Qwert didn't insult my real mock, which means I'm batting 1-for-2. I'll take that.
2011 NFL Draft Mailbag Archive:
2011 NFL Draft Mailbag Home
Post-Round 1 E-mail - April 29
Hate Mail Volume 7 - April 10
Crackhead Mail Volume 2 - April 10
Random AFC Questions and Comments Volume 5 - April 10
Random NFC Questions and Comments Volume 5 - April 10
Hate Mail Volume 6 - April 3
Crackhead Mail - April 3
Trade and Prospect Speculation - April 3
Hate Mail Volume 5 - March 28
Cam Newton Mailbag - March 28
Random AFC Questions and Comments Volume 4 - March 28
Random NFC Questions and Comments Volume 4 - March 28
Hate Mail Volume 4 - March 13
Random AFC Questions and Comments Volume 3 - March 13
Random NFC Questions and Comments Volume 3 - March 13
Random Questions and Comments - March 7
Hate Mail Volume 3 - March 7
Combine Questions and Comments - March 7
Combine Hate Mail - March 7
Hate Mail Volume 2 - Feb. 22
Random AFC Questions and Comments Volume 2 - Feb. 22
Random NFC Questions and Comments Volume 2 - Feb. 22
Quarterbacks - Feb. 15
Hate Mail - Feb. 15
Random AFC Questions and Comments - Feb. 15
Random NFC Questions and Comments - Feb. 15
2013 Fantasy Football Rankings - May 20
Charlie's 2014 NFL Mock Draft - May 20
2014 NFL Mock Draft - May 15
2013 NBA Mock Draft - May 3
NFL Picks - Feb. 3
4/3/11
2011 NFL Draft E-mails - Hate Mail
Walter, you've unprofessionally insulted Ryan Mallett repeatedly and multiples times you've said he's very unintelligent. You even said at one point that he could have a historically bad Wonderlic score. Turns out, he got a 26, above Cam Newton (21), Jake Locker (22), and the average (25). You were blatantly wrong. So how can we consider you or your sources credible?
--> Obviously the Wonderlic is a great measure of intelligence. Ryan Mallett did a great job pointing out that September is the ninth month of the year. Whoop dee freaking doo.
Mallett's 26 is probably the wrong score anyway. Chris Mortensen reported this, and he was already wrong about Blaine Gabbert's score. I heard from another source that Mallett scored a 9. So maybe he doesn't know what the ninth month of the year is.
Okay, I got it ... you don't like Chris Hope's performance. I've been reading for the past year since the Titans lost to Indy at home on MNF, but can you move past it? Do you really think Munch is going to bring in a QB without more OL protection?
--> Are you sure you get it? I don't think you get it. Quick, someone think of a Chris Hope joke so Mike can understand that Hope sucks.
The Titans have to bring in a new quarterback. They can't sell their fans on Rusty Smith and/or Kerry Collins for a year. No one would go to the games once the team loses its fifth in a row to start the 2011 season.
the browns would instantly have the best secondary in the league by drafting Peterson? LOL. the packers would still be atop that category with ease, einstein. You're reasoning for many of these picks is idiotic and shallow
--> I love it when people call someone an idiot and screw up their grammar in the same sentence. At any rate, you could argue that the Packers would still be better there, but we don't know what Green Bay will get out of an aging Charles Woodson next year.
Walt, some of your opinions couldn't be more off base. I don't know where you get this stuff, hopefully you hear it else where and just regurgitate it, because if you actually believe some off the stuff that put in these mock drafts than you are crazy.
--> Sorry, I was just eating my own dingleberries. What are you saying about crazy!? I'm not crazy!!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!!!!!
Since there are no comments on that humor abortion, I'll say it here. You're just a jacka**. Unfounded insults, the same tired routine no matter how often your "insight" is proven completely wrong, and Jimmy Clausen't microscopic QB IQ shoved all the way down your throat. Sadly, the April Fool's mock is supposed to be bad, but it just goes to show your a schmuck with pure douchebag sense of humor.
--> Yes!!! My goal was to sound like a schmuck with a pure douchebag sense of humor, so I have obviously succeeded. Thank you for the compliments!
Hey Walt, just wanted to let you know that your April Fool's Day mock draft was the most un-funny and horrible thing I have ever read.
--> Well, at least Qwert didn't insult my real mock, which means I'm batting 1-for-2. I'll take that.
2011 NFL Draft Mailbag Archive:
2011 NFL Draft Mailbag Home
Post-Round 1 E-mail - April 29
Hate Mail Volume 7 - April 10
Crackhead Mail Volume 2 - April 10
Random AFC Questions and Comments Volume 5 - April 10
Random NFC Questions and Comments Volume 5 - April 10
Hate Mail Volume 6 - April 3
Crackhead Mail - April 3
Trade and Prospect Speculation - April 3
Hate Mail Volume 5 - March 28
Cam Newton Mailbag - March 28
Random AFC Questions and Comments Volume 4 - March 28
Random NFC Questions and Comments Volume 4 - March 28
Hate Mail Volume 4 - March 13
Random AFC Questions and Comments Volume 3 - March 13
Random NFC Questions and Comments Volume 3 - March 13
Random Questions and Comments - March 7
Hate Mail Volume 3 - March 7
Combine Questions and Comments - March 7
Combine Hate Mail - March 7
Hate Mail Volume 2 - Feb. 22
Random AFC Questions and Comments Volume 2 - Feb. 22
Random NFC Questions and Comments Volume 2 - Feb. 22
Quarterbacks - Feb. 15
Hate Mail - Feb. 15
Random AFC Questions and Comments - Feb. 15
Random NFC Questions and Comments - Feb. 15
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jack sprat
05-05-2011
04:35 pm
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" I'm concerned about Fairley's work ethic and the fact that he's a one-year wonder. I'm not concerned he'll try hard all the time, so I'm not a fan of taking a guy like that and not filling a need. The Lions were fine at DT. "
Walter, the Lions are already mixing in the 34 and standing Suh up on the odd down. Within two years, I expect them to follow the Steelers lead, playing the 2-4-5; then, maybe, the 4-1-6. That'll work much more effectively with NoFair there with him. Plus, who DO they block (in the 43)? Maybe he DOES fail; then again, maybe the Prince ISN'T the bee's knees in the Tampa-2, either. (It's hindsight, but illustrative, that they made the big move to go up and get Peterson, no? Their needs; their grades. They can miss, like anybody, but I'd rather they were shot for chicken thieves than poultry.)
jack sprat
05-05-2011
04:18 pm
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"From Baba Hanz: Your p3nis can do much more!"
I worked with a guy who bought that hook, line, and sinker. Thirty-four years old, beautiful wife, three kids at that impressionable age. A year later, he's living (more or less) alone, chains through his nipples and belly button, rings in his ears, tongue, nugget, and chicken skin, and body-tight mesh shirt. Thank you, Baba, but mine already does quite enough. Move along, you freak.
Johnny Blue
04-30-2011
06:20 am
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It's clear to me that Walter to a racist towards white people.
JohnnyBlood
04-29-2011
11:18 pm
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Clearly, Walt has a problem with white OLinemen. If Danny Watkins was Samoan, Chinese or black player, he would celebrating the 26-year old as a great story and praising Andy Reid for his gutsy pick.
It cetainly isn't an "F" pick. If Reid gets 5 years out of the low-mileage Watkins it's a win. He's probably the top guard prospect.
jklmnop
04-29-2011
10:00 pm
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Who's Andre Peterson? And Jake Cutler?
Ramones fan
04-29-2011
08:47 pm
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Is it just me or is Gruden becoming more insufferable with each passing minute? Throw Scheffter in there as well.
Stan in Tennessee
04-26-2011
10:29 pm
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Being a Vol fan I don't really have a dog in this fight, but to find it hard to understand what issues Mallett has hanging over him. Reading what his Arkansas team-mates and coaches say about him makes him sound like the best team-mate possible. Coach Petrino is quoted as saying as much. Now Cam Newton is another issue I'm puzzled by. I see a theft, a cheat and a hooker who was pimped by the preacher dad. Now I need to hush before you remind me of out problems in Knoxville.
Rick
04-23-2011
09:33 pm
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Ryan Mallett has got to be the pick of the litter.
There are a few teams that know this and are keeping very quiet. This guy is like no others of recent times that can do what he does with a football. Give him some protection, scramble a little and he possess the abilty to make any and all throws in the NFL+. Any team in need of a "to be future brilliant NFL quarterback" should make Ryan their first choice. I hope Miami takes him in the first round at 15th I see another Marino in the making.
Ninersfan
04-22-2011
01:52 pm
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I don't see us getting gabbert due to it reminds too much of Alex Smith. Both are very similar in style of play when coming out of the collegiate level. Difference Alex was more polish and had a better season and stats, while gabbert is bigger, w/a better arm. but both one read and throw, gabbert takes more chances with his throws from what i have seen to where he put his WRs in harms way more than he should. Next he don't show up on a consistent basis for big games only one this past season was OU. But was man-handled by Neb and OU was a better squad than Neb. It what skip bayless and ryan clark stated earlier this week about gabbert on espn fist take, there's nothing that amazing he do to be a top 10 pick, giving he never really did anything bad. But to be a top ten pick gotta have that 'IT' factor and many analysts state this is the weakest draft to where if none of these QBs are in a good environment are back up QBs at best. All need to get retooled to the game and also a learning curve is more steep for any QB coming out especially a spread offense. You put jim brother john took flacco, well that made sense since he came from a prostyle offense, had the strongest arm coming out of the draft, and on top of that was going to a team that had everything in place just needed a competent QB to do the job. When getting a rookie QB in the top half of the first round everything need to be in place to be successful for him. I don't think gabbert is all that great to me, and see us getting prince if peterson and von miller is gone.
chris
04-18-2011
06:33 pm
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Your a douche bag, and yo dont know anything about football
Adrian
04-18-2011
11:15 am
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What do you think are the chances of the Raiders trading back into the 1st round? If so, who do you think they'll reach for.
ANTHONY
04-14-2011
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i took a big dump on my keyboard and called it a comment
Badger Man
04-12-2011
11:15 pm
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I don't think he will even get to #5, but if Von Miller slips to them, you say it is an automatic selection for the cards. I say do not forget about Badger stud O'Brian Schofield who was selected last year. Defensive MVP of the Senior Bowl Practices until he tore up his knee. I look for him to make an impact next year, and if Miller and Peterson are available, PP is the choice in my eyes due to the presence of OB.
Zeke
04-12-2011
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"When he was throwing the ball, Ryan Mallett was one of the most impressive quarterbacks at the Combine. When he was speaking, Mallett turned people off and convinced teams to completely remove him from their draft boards.
Mallett has major red flags. Consider the drug allegations that he refused to deny. Consider the infamous Scantron-gate. Consider his sense of entitlement that makes many think of Matt Leinart, Ryan Leaf and Jimmy Clausen." I'm an Arkansas alum. You're DEAD ON with Mallett.
Joe
04-11-2011
03:13 pm
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I love it when idiots argue with an idiot over whose the biggest idiot quarterback in the draft.
First off mocks are impossible so grading on accuracy is pointless, we our forced to grade on entertainment, and while that stupid dingleberry comment was crazy, entertaining it was. Keep up those idiot comments everyone south of ohio!! Keeps us yanks entertained like all the idiot youtube videos. |
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