Random Mailbag

These are random/interesting e-mails or Facebook posts I've received. The e-mails are italicized and left mostly unedited. My responses follow them.

1/10/10: First Hate Mail of 2010!

  • From Andrew C.:

    You are the biggest blowhard on the web. How can you wiff on a pick that bad? The bengals looked like s**t. You should shut your s***ty site down and save yourself the embarassment. Need help getting the foot out of your mouth? Jacka**...

    --> I definitely do. This damn foot is stuck in my mouth and I can't get it out. I'd ask the Bengals to help me out, but all they know what to do is choke, so they're not exactly qualified to assist me.

    Foot tastes like chicken.

  • From Justin K.:

    NFL pick of the month. great pick man.. really, worst capper ever. don't underrate the jets man and great pick on the eagles too!


    --> I wouldn't say I'm the worst capper ever. I'm pretty sure that there was some guy back in the 1640s who went 0-22 in the playoffs if you include totals. I at least got the totals right in the Cincy-Jets and Eagles-Cowboys games.

  • From Chris A.:

    The bengals?? Seriously?? PICK OF THE MONTH????

    My buddy told me this and I think it's time to pass it on to you... "you couldn't pick your nose much less a winning football pick!!"

    --> I agree. I'd ask Carson Palmer to pick my nose for me, but he'd probably overshoot and slam his first through my nose and into my brain.

  • From Jeris G:

    Week 17 NFL Pick: Giants 27, Vikings 24

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is by far the worst pick of all of the picks you made.

    --> Come on man, give me a break. I was ONLY 40 points off the two teams combined. That's it! I challenge you to find someone else who is that accurate.

  • From Steve J.:

    You're a f***ing parrot.

    --> A parrot? I've been called a jacka** and a blowhard, and all you could come up with was "parrot?" As bad as my 8-unit pick was, it puts your insult to shame.

    Missing Include

    Jerks of the Week

    Fantasy Football Rankings - May 27

    2019 NFL Mock Draft - May 22

    2018 NBA Mock Draft - May 16

    2020 NFL Mock Draft - May 10

    NFL Picks - Feb. 4

    NFL Power Rankings - Jan. 15



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