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New York Giants (12-7) - Previously: #1 - Forum member Migelini, the dumbest person alive, was a bit of a disappointment today. All he had to say was this:
i theink 49s gong to supergame. what all you theinks.
Speaking of those challenged by the English language, I thought this was absolutely hilarious - check out Ed Hochuli's 57-second explanation of the new NFL overtime rules in verse.
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New England Patriots (15-3) - Previously: #2 - Three random things:
1. Who the hell did Shannon Sharpe pick in the Patriots-Ravens game? I was watching CBS prior to kickoff, and each analyst offered their selection, as usual. When it was Sharpe's turn, he said:
uewghw bov 8ew akbfuobknboriskl sdkjbei ho ebei Jacksonville regherg o lnvo dsu ou HVuh iurbhn BREOOW Jaguars wroighrwiog rwoier wg elr ebhtbi nel.
Am I nuts, or did he pick the Jaguars to win that game?
2. Speaking of CBS' pre-game show, I couldn't believe they had James Brown talk to the e-Trade baby. What sellouts. It's amazing what these networks will do for money so their CEOs can buy that eighth mansion or 15th yacht that they need so desperately.
I have an account with e-Trade, and I'm really considering transferring my funds to another online broker because of that bit. That was disgusting.
3. On a lighter note, I got this text from Awesome Kelly in Arizona on Thursday night:
I am confident the Ravens will win Sunday. They saved themselves for that game. I even bet a Pats fan a night of drinking and didn't take the points because points are for sissies. Quote me on that.
Why do I get the feeling that Awesome Kelly in Arizona will be vandalizing Billy Cundiff's house sometime in the near future?
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San Francisco 49ers (14-4) - Previously: #5 - Poor Kyle Williams. I hope Niner fans aren't too harsh on him because he was just filling in for someone. It'd be like blaming a substitute teacher for the class failing a state-wide exam. That would be silly - even if the substitute teacher spilled coffee on the Scantrons, or something.
Anyway, let's go to Notes from NFL.com GameCenter - a list of a few stupid comments I read on NFL.com's GameCenter and my thoughts on them:
1. "bardy is my cusin.... no joke.... he teachd me hwo ta trow da ball.....LOLZ JUS KIDDDDDDDDINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ!"
Wow, and here I thought this guy was serious about having a cousin named Bardy.
2. "spekin of fake fans we all know hawkballz is really a 49er fan. duanebrew 2 b exact. oh an who uses the word puddlez? is that supposed to b sly? u jus sound like a ho mer amigo. thats all"
This is true. Anyone who has used the word "puddlez" throughout the course of history has been sly. Don't believe me? Richard Nixon used the word "puddlez" five times during Watergate. Fact.
3. "patriot fans are all white new englanders. their inherrited $ fuels their greed which makes them do evil things like racism. (trust me i lived in new hampshire for 2 years) which actually makes THEM and their fans DUMB AS ROCKS. I hope to see the Giants repeat against brady-bunch. btw i also lived in pittsburgh pa and it is WAY better then new england (people in new hampshire used to ask me what black people are like and stuff they ARE racist.)"
I disagree with only one point. Racism is not evil. Racism makes rich people feel better about themselves, so therefore racism is a good thing.
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Baltimore Ravens (13-5) - Previously: #6 - When Billy Cunwhiffed from 32 yards, I immediately went to his Wikipedia page. I was expecting some epic changes to his page, given that people wrote the following on Nate Kaeding's wiki a couple of years ago:
Nate Kaeding has been labled the biggest Pedophile, choke artist, catamite, p***s licking p***y in the history of football.
And...
Kaeding has also been known to wear womens lingerie before important games to help him focus on missing critical chip shots. Nate Kaeding is also Norv Turner's lifemate.
There wasn't anything that legendary, but the following four changes were made:
4. Billy losses afc championship for ravens, wide left. This proves he freaking sucks. Pats to the Superbowl!
3. On January 22, 2012, Cundiff missed a relatively easy 35-yard field goal against the New England Patriots, causing his team to lose the game and an opportunity at the Superb Owl.
2. Ray Finkle (born March 30, 1980 in Valley Center, California) is an American football placekicker for the Baltimore Ravens of the National Football League.
1. On January 22, 2012, Cundiff missed a 35-yard field goal against the New England Patriots, which sealed a Super Bowl XLVI berth for the Patriots.What an a**hole
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Lucas
10-01-2011
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I agree. Kyle Orton sucks!
Denver Phin Phan
10-01-2011
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Holy crap was I wrong. I ripped Walter for picking the Phins to completely collapse, and give up on their lame-duck coach. I thought the team had more heart, and wouldn't lose more than 9 with last year's top-ten defense. At this point, they should sell off the players for draft picks, and go all-in for the #1 pick...
DTS
09-30-2011
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Don't jump on the Bills bandwagon yet. Stay away from the kool aid & wait until we get toward the end of the season. It's the Bills for pete sake....they have a history of choking
Mike
09-29-2011
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Bills beat Patriots, Bills beat Raiders, Raiders beat Jets. Both Patriots and Jets are ranked higher than Bills. Hmmmm...
Unqualified Opinion! This is what happens when a high school drop-out with a blog, living in his mom's base-ment, gets access to a computer.
john
09-29-2011
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Bills number 10?, YOU are a blithering MORON!
brian
09-28-2011
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o btw i just looked i was so mad i spelled alot wrong. sorry bout that ha
brian
09-28-2011
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p.s....i know my titans wont win alot but id like to ay one thing . to the fans of the lions and bills im so happy for yall. not had teams to be proud of for many years and im glad yall got somethen to smile about, hell ill go on record to say id be happy to see tem in the super bowl. sure it wont happen but id be so glad for the fans..
Brospeh
09-28-2011
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How do the Steelers move up after almost losing to the Colts? Doesn't make much sense, but I suppose you are just calling it a bad week for the team *cough blowout loss to the Ravens cough*.
brian
09-28-2011
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u have titans fall to 21????there 2-0 and u have joke teams like phily 11, the bears, panther,atlanta, and waitin ti choke teams redskins raiders teans ahead????????titans are not the best but at least 10-12 12th
Funny Fat Guy
09-27-2011
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Walt, I typically find your faux dialouges to be the antithesis of funny. It is the same tired material where the joke is "hey, look at how drunk or stupid this guy is because he can't talk," and refuse to make any other joke. See: your Kerry Collins joke. Just awful.
But you got it right for once with Carrol and the Poop Salad. You based that joke on a solid analogy. It was clever. Not laugh out loud funny, but it rang true. And you said "poop." In the future...y'know, maybe more of that.
Zach
09-27-2011
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Plus, it's obvious that the Colts Gamecenter guy was referring to the president of the Colts team. Not sure how you got Obama out of that.
PLUS, to use a drunk Kerry Collins joke at this point in time is so old now that it makes references to "He Hate Me" from the XFL seem funny. Usually I kinda like your work, but this was just poor all around
Zach
09-27-2011
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You can't have the Seahawks last while there are winless teams ahead of them. And why in the blue hell do the Vikings jump ahead 6 spots after losing? That makes absolutely no sense at all
Mitch
09-27-2011
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hahaha wow... stick to fantasy walt.
DH
09-27-2011
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The Saints and Packers are ok teams, so I'm surprised that you bumped down the Bears so much...they did play like crap, but that game could've been much more interesting if it weren't for that holding call on the punt return TD.
leo
09-27-2011
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With walters mom on the syde....
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Run Defenses, Pass Defense, Pass Protection:
Something new this year - I'm keeping track of precise run defense, pass defense and pass protection rankings in Excel. The benefit to this is that it'll be broken down by week. Here are the download links:
2011 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet (2007 Excel)
2011 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet - (1999-2003 Excel)
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2010 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Offseason Power Rankings | Final Preseason 2010 NFL Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final
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