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2017 NFL Mock Draft by CheeseSando - 3.22
Published at 3/22/2017 9:15:43 PM

Anticipated Giraffe trade as well as some nice banter.

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Round 1

Picks 1-16
1. Browns: Myles Garrett, Defensive End, Texas A&M

If this pick is anything else, its because the Browns remembered they were the Browns and did something dumb like draft a cocaine addicted punter.

2. 49ers: Solomon Thomas, Defensive End, Stanford

A quality, local, pass rusher would make the defensive minded GM Lynch seem like a smart move by the fan base. With the chance to still get Garapalo next year, or Kirk Cousins, the 49ers ride the Hoyer train for this year to see what they got.

3. Bears: Jamal Adams, Safety, LSU

A good safety is one of the best counters to a good QB, and while they might not have a good quarterback, Chicago knows this is probably the best way to slow one down.

4. Jaguars: Leonard Fournette, Running Back, LSU

Too early for O-Line, Coughlin wants a team that is tough and grinds out games. Blake Bortles works best out of play action. Get ready for another prediction for the playoff for the Jaguars, whether or not they actually do, is anybody's guess.

5. Titans: Malik Hooker, Safety, Ohio State

Titans get a game changing safety to help solidify a secondary that didn't hold up as well as the front 7 did.

6. Jets: Reuben Foster, Inside Linebacker, Alabama

The Jets may not be ran by Rex Ryan, but no one told them that. With their lack of commitment to the offense, another defensive player is sure to fix that. Right? This is an investment in the future for New York, no point in trying to be competitive till Bellichick and or Brady retire.

7. Chargers: Cam Robinson, Offensive Tackle, Alabama

An offensive line may not be the sexiest pick, but anything to keep Phillip RIvers alive is an absolute necessity. Not keeping him safe would be like leaving San Diego. Why would you risk it? oh wait..

8. Panthers: Marlon Humphrey, Cornerback, Alabama

The Panthers learned that they don't need Josh Norman. This isn't admitting their mistake. Also Cam Newton doesn't need anyone to block for him, good thing he hasn't got hurt in any way ever.

9. Bengals: Ryan Ramcyzk, Offensive Tackle, Wisconsin

With an increased emphasis on offensive lineman, the Bengals reach early to fill a need. Ramcyzk comes from the same alma mater as former G Zietler, lets hope that they at least resign Ramcyzk in 5 years.

10. Bills: Mike Williams, Wide Receiver, Clemson

Sammy Watkins 2.0 this time with the injury bugs fixed.

11. Saints: Jonathan Allen, Defensive Tackle, Alabama

This is the pick here since they still are observing the chance to get Malcolm Butler.

12. Patriots: Derek Barnett, Defensive End, Tennessee

With Mark Ruffalo being traded to Cleveland, The Patriots get yet another pass rusher to replenish the series of ones they traded away.

13. Cardinals: Deshaun Watson, Quarterback, Clemson

Bruce Arians goes for a quarterback with "moxy" The proven winner in Watson goes as the first quarterback off of the board. His workout showed off an improved long ball as well as he will have a year to sit and adjust to the NFL much like Carson Palmer did in what seems like a million moons ago.

14. Eagles: Quincy Wilson, Cornerback, Florida

Eagles grab a playmaking corner that only increases the strength of Jimmy Schwartz's defense.

15. Colts: Jabrill Peppers, Safety, Michigan

Colts have a ton of holes of defense, Peppers can play them all. Now only if he could do it at once.

16. Ravens: Charles Harris, Defensive End, Missouri

Ravens grab a pass rusher since Terrell Suggs has spent half of his career either past his prime, or on IR. The analysts will mention Ozzie Newsome's name and genius about 7 times for the next 3 minutes of this pick.

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