NFL Trolling: Sept. 2015 | Oct. 2015 | Dec. 2015
Sept. 2014 | Oct. 2014 | Nov. 2014 | Dec. 2014
Sept. 2013 | Oct. 2013 | Nov. 2013 | Dec. 2013 | Playoffs
Sept. 2012 | Oct. 2012 | Nov. 2012 | Dec. 2012 | Jan. 2013
This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.
I used to love making fun of GameCenter comments. The people on there were such idiots. There were even perverts like Aaron3619, who always asked chicks for their pictures so that he could carry them around. I planned to mess with Aaron3619 as a fake user named TexasGirl1234, but NFL.com shut down its GameCenter and implemented Facebook comments instead. This enraged me, so get revenge, I made a fake Facebook account named Mario Migelini to troll people. Other readers followed suit and made fake accounts of their own.
Week 13 Trolling:
More trolling this week from Mario Migelini, of course, though someone tried to spoil all of the fun:
It was great trolling everyone – until Bennet Vis, whistle-blower extraordinaire, had to ruin all of the fun.
Those like Bennet Vis are the worst people on the planet. They’re the kind of people with absolutely no sense of humor who don’t want anyone to have any fun. They were the kids in schoolyard who tattled if you did something the slightest bit wrong. They ruined everyone’s good time, and they would eventually grow up to be even more miserable, raising children who eat nothing but organic food and get books and clothes for Christmas. Ugh, I don’t even want to think about it. Bennet and other robotic a**holes like him are horrible, miserable individuals who are a blight on humanity.
Anyway, someone had to explain what a “supergame” was to Mario:
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HAVE FUN. MUST TERMINATE THE FUN. EXECUTING FUN TERMINATION IMMEDIATELY.
Seriously, get a life. And can I please get a thread without someone who has massive amounts of sand in their vag?
Hooray! No sand in the vag here!
Week 12 Trolling:
I had more success trolling as Mario Migelini this week, beginning with this post:
Nice job by Bennett Vis acting as a watchdog to make sure that everyone knows that I’m trolling. Unfortunately for Bennett’s efforts, no one listened to him. Not even Justin Houston!
Here, Mario enjoys someone’s prediction:
Oh, come on, Derek Mathews! You put too much stock into what Best Buy managers can actually do. Best Buy employees are idiots, after all.
Who has the louder fans between the Seahawks and Chiefs? Mario weighs in:
If my Mario post got just one Chiefs’ fan to cheer a bit louder during Sunday’s game, then I did my job.
And finally, Mario discusses the Kansas City quarterback situation:
I love how Stephen Till can’t take my post seriously. As if spelling those words correctly would have made it any better. And bravo, Steve Macy, for realizing how dumb Best Buy employees can be.
Week 11 Trolling:
Unfortunately, I don’t have much this week. I only got one response to my trolling attempts, and none of the other troll accounts were active. Here’s the one:
Fortunately, my Web host set me up with some e-mails, so I’ll be able to make new fake accounts quite soon.
Week 10 Trolling:
I’m still working on those e-mails for the new accounts. In the meantime, here’s some Mario Migelini:
I love when people defend me because they think I’m either a foreigner or a mentally challenged person. Kyle Sherman apparently thinks I’m both.
Oh, and what’s up with Mindy never seeing a bag of dicks before? I see those all the time!
Meanwhile, Jaun Valdez made some noise again:
An idiot stupid troll? Twice the stupidity, apparently, though Jaun did trick someone.
How about thrice the stupidity?
Thank you, Thomas Walsh, for making fun of an “illeterate.” And exactly how far are you traveling on these online comment boards?
Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.
NFL Trolling: Sept. 2015 | Oct. 2015 | Dec. 2015
Sept. 2014 | Oct. 2014 | Nov. 2014 | Dec. 2014
Sept. 2013 | Oct. 2013 | Nov. 2013 | Dec. 2013 | Playoffs
Sept. 2012 | Oct. 2012 | Nov. 2012 | Dec. 2012 | Jan. 2013
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