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2011 Playoff NFL Power Rankings
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New York Giants (12-7) - Previously: #1 - Forum member Migelini, the dumbest person alive, was a bit of a disappointment today. All he had to say was this:
i theink 49s gong to supergame. what all you theinks.
Speaking of those challenged by the English language, I thought this was absolutely hilarious - check out Ed Hochuli's 57-second explanation of the new NFL overtime rules in verse.
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New England Patriots (15-3) - Previously: #2 - Three random things:
1. Who the hell did Shannon Sharpe pick in the Patriots-Ravens game? I was watching CBS prior to kickoff, and each analyst offered their selection, as usual. When it was Sharpe's turn, he said:
uewghw bov 8ew akbfuobknboriskl sdkjbei ho ebei Jacksonville regherg o lnvo dsu ou HVuh iurbhn BREOOW Jaguars wroighrwiog rwoier wg elr ebhtbi nel.
Am I nuts, or did he pick the Jaguars to win that game?
2. Speaking of CBS' pre-game show, I couldn't believe they had James Brown talk to the e-Trade baby. What sellouts. It's amazing what these networks will do for money so their CEOs can buy that eighth mansion or 15th yacht that they need so desperately.
I have an account with e-Trade, and I'm really considering transferring my funds to another online broker because of that bit. That was disgusting.
3. On a lighter note, I got this text from Awesome Kelly in Arizona on Thursday night:
I am confident the Ravens will win Sunday. They saved themselves for that game. I even bet a Pats fan a night of drinking and didn't take the points because points are for sissies. Quote me on that.
Why do I get the feeling that Awesome Kelly in Arizona will be vandalizing Billy Cundiff's house sometime in the near future?
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San Francisco 49ers (14-4) - Previously: #5 - Poor Kyle Williams. I hope Niner fans aren't too harsh on him because he was just filling in for someone. It'd be like blaming a substitute teacher for the class failing a state-wide exam. That would be silly - even if the substitute teacher spilled coffee on the Scantrons, or something.
Anyway, let's go to Notes from NFL.com GameCenter - a list of a few stupid comments I read on NFL.com's GameCenter and my thoughts on them:
1. "bardy is my cusin.... no joke.... he teachd me hwo ta trow da ball.....LOLZ JUS KIDDDDDDDDINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ!"
Wow, and here I thought this guy was serious about having a cousin named Bardy.
2. "spekin of fake fans we all know hawkballz is really a 49er fan. duanebrew 2 b exact. oh an who uses the word puddlez? is that supposed to b sly? u jus sound like a ho mer amigo. thats all"
This is true. Anyone who has used the word "puddlez" throughout the course of history has been sly. Don't believe me? Richard Nixon used the word "puddlez" five times during Watergate. Fact.
3. "patriot fans are all white new englanders. their inherrited $ fuels their greed which makes them do evil things like racism. (trust me i lived in new hampshire for 2 years) which actually makes THEM and their fans DUMB AS ROCKS. I hope to see the Giants repeat against brady-bunch. btw i also lived in pittsburgh pa and it is WAY better then new england (people in new hampshire used to ask me what black people are like and stuff they ARE racist.)"
I disagree with only one point. Racism is not evil. Racism makes rich people feel better about themselves, so therefore racism is a good thing.
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Baltimore Ravens (13-5) - Previously: #6 - When Billy Cunwhiffed from 32 yards, I immediately went to his Wikipedia page. I was expecting some epic changes to his page, given that people wrote the following on Nate Kaeding's wiki a couple of years ago:
Nate Kaeding has been labled the biggest Pedophile, choke artist, catamite, p***s licking p***y in the history of football.
And...
Kaeding has also been known to wear womens lingerie before important games to help him focus on missing critical chip shots. Nate Kaeding is also Norv Turner's lifemate.
There wasn't anything that legendary, but the following four changes were made:
4. Billy losses afc championship for ravens, wide left. This proves he freaking sucks. Pats to the Superbowl!
3. On January 22, 2012, Cundiff missed a relatively easy 35-yard field goal against the New England Patriots, causing his team to lose the game and an opportunity at the Superb Owl.
2. Ray Finkle (born March 30, 1980 in Valley Center, California) is an American football placekicker for the Baltimore Ravens of the National Football League.
1. On January 22, 2012, Cundiff missed a 35-yard field goal against the New England Patriots, which sealed a Super Bowl XLVI berth for the Patriots.What an a**hole
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unislaya
05-03-2013
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Goodell is going to get #3PETE fired! Seattle will never be anything under Carroll - he will screw it up. Last year was as much luck for the SeaHacks as anything. SeaHacks won't be undefeated at home, and will stink AGAIN on the road.
WyattBurp
05-03-2013
04:49 pm
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@Evil Weevil. Hey, Dude, chill out. Surf's up!
Evil Weevil
05-03-2013
04:46 pm
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I think it's time to start looking for a new football site, this one has run it's course. I've been following this site for years, but the last 2 to 3 have been excruciating.
Walt, I don't know what happened, but your writing has become lazy and sloppy. Your prejudices for and against certain teams are so transparent anymore that it's hard to take anything you say seriously. I enjoyed your site for a while, but I think it's time to say goodbye. And to top it off, you've become even more arrogant and full of yourself. You always were a tad bit self centered, but not to the point of being distracting. Claiming to be capable of ruining someone's draft stock kind of soured me a bit. I hope you're able to get yourself out of your funk, but unfortunately I don't think I'll be around to see it. Best of luck.
WyattBurp
05-03-2013
04:16 pm
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@Wrong again. Cudoes to the parents for giving their kid the correct name.
WyattBurp
05-03-2013
04:14 pm
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@CHRKinRAL. Gabbert was the man for the previous regime. Still, if they didn't believe in him, they'd get someone else. He just has to show everyone what he's made of. Noone knows but Blaine.
Dolphins = Blue Jays
05-03-2013
04:12 pm
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Lol at everyone overrating the Dolphins. The NFL's version of the Toronto Blue Jays
WyattBurp
05-03-2013
04:10 pm
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@Dro. Cowboys need a new GM.
WyattBurp
05-03-2013
04:02 pm
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Evening, NFL fans. I'm a Detroit Lions fan. This power ranking really gives me the woolies. Lions has a bad year, and the doubters run around saying, "They suck!" Well, that's not the case. They had a setback. This year, I'm predicting the Lions will reach the playoffs, easily. Ranking them twenty-first is commentary about history. That's not good enough.
As for ranking the Vikings sixteenth -- well, that's about right. Ponder is OK. AP is the man, but can't do it himself. Coach, GM, both good. Aging defense, lack of WRs, not so good. Yeah, sixteenth is about right. So is ranking the Packers fifth. They're showing the other teams how it's done. OK, I get it. But ranking the Bears twelfth? This is where I have to say, "Put the crack pipe down, son." They just cut Urlacher (Like they cut Olin Kruetz). They're O-line is Swiss cheese. Their defense is old and grey -- and they just put in new coach and GM. Twelfth? Really? Bears will finish dead last. Not a chance. That's my prediction, and I'm sticking to it! Ran
Dro
05-03-2013
03:04 pm
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By record, the Cowboys were the 15th team last year, despite having Rob Ryan around, and loads of injuries.
Whether you like their draft value or not, the team essentially lost nobody, replaced their DC with a better one, and should be at least a bit healthier. Logically, that drops them 5 spots in the "rankings"...that should also put their record at 7-9. Love them, hate them, anywhere in between...but why should the team be worse next year? What's the justification, beyond schadenfreude and trolling? Also: Dallas was 2-2 in November...not great. It was 3-2 in December, despite having half the defense out due to injury...not crappy. Dallas had a massively important game against the Saints, and Romo was brilliant in it. Boy, you're lazy...
Mike
05-03-2013
02:54 pm
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Walter could have mentioned that instead of grabbing Austin and Manuel with their first two picks, the Bills turned those two picks into four and grabbed Manuel, Woods, Alonso, and Gragg.
Walter could also have mentioned that multiple sources (with far more insider knowledge that Walter) have predicted that Manuel would not have been available for Bills to take in the 2nd round. But no, Walter is Walter for a reason.
Quality Control
05-03-2013
02:49 pm
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Walter has to be the laziest writer, what is this garbage?
CHRKinRAL
05-03-2013
02:02 pm
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Why do you keep insisting that the Jags GM is intent on building around Gabbert? The draft class for QBs sucked this year. He built the rest of the team up well. He knows its a 2 or 3 year process to fix the old GMs mistakes. They will get a new QB next year. But you will still probably spend all next season harping on about Gabbert sucking, and Andy Reid being fat. You seem to get stuck in ruts on your opinions and it is getting old.
Allison Brie
05-03-2013
01:55 pm
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Sorry Walter, I only date my fellow jews. Also, you're a f@ggot. Your girlfriend is a trashbag whore, too.
Wesley C
05-03-2013
01:37 pm
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Walt, in a future Steelers write-up could you please have a conversation between Mensa members and former Steelers Rashard Mendenhall and Mike Wallace?
Justin
05-03-2013
01:06 pm
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You're right, Christian Ponder won't perform better because of Jennings and Patterson. It will be because he has an extra year of experience and only his second full NFL season. As Vikings fan, I understand the skepticism, but Ponder is far from a lost cause. At least for now.
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Run Defenses, Pass Defense, Pass Protection:
Something new this year - I'm keeping track of precise run defense, pass defense and pass protection rankings in Excel. The benefit to this is that it'll be broken down by week. Here are the download links:
2011 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet (2007 Excel)
2011 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet - (1999-2003 Excel)
2013 Fantasy Football Rankings - May 23
2013 NBA Mock Draft - May 22
2014 NFL Mock Draft - May 21
Charlie's 2014 NFL Mock Draft - May 20
NFL Picks - Feb. 3
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2011 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Offseason Power Rankings | Final Preseason 2011 NFL Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final
2010 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Offseason Power Rankings | Final Preseason 2010 NFL Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final
2009 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Preseason Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final |
2008 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Preseason Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final |
2007 NFL Power Rankings. Week: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21
2011 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Offseason Power Rankings | Final Preseason 2011 NFL Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final
2010 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Offseason Power Rankings | Final Preseason 2010 NFL Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final
2009 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Preseason Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final |
2008 NFL Power Rankings. Week: Preseason Power Rankings | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Final Reg. Season | 19 | 20 | 21 | Final |
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