2010 NFL Power Rankings: Playoffs
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2010 NFL Power Rankings: Playoffs
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Green Bay Packers (13-6) - Previously: #1 - Now that the Packers have finally proven that they're better than the Bears, maybe I'll stop getting e-mails and comment board posts from crazed Chicago Bears fans that look like, "OMGZ LIEK YOUR GUNNA LOOK SOOO STUPID WEHN TEH BEARS BEAT TEH PACKRZ AND GO TO THE SUPRE BOWEL!!! BEAR DOWNNNN!!!!"
I lost two units on Chicago +3.5, but reading the changes to Mike Martz's Wikipedia page was almost worth it. Here are two of the best ones I found:
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Pittsburgh Steelers (14-4) - Previously: #3 - I'll never understand how the Steelers led 24-0 at one point. They hadn't dominated a playoff team like that all year.
I wasn't the only one who was frustrated about this. Forum member RoflDogs posted something he found in his Facebook news feed:
IF THEY SHOW ONE MORE UGLY STEELERS FAN WAVING THOSE ANNOYING TOWELS I WILL THROW MY TV DOWN THE STAIRS! THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY R HAVING SEIZURES OR ARE MENTALLY ILL!
I guess we shouldn't show that person this picture (thanks to Paddy Patriot for this):
No word yet if this Steelers fan survived the seizure. If I hear any news, you'll be the first to know.
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New York Jets (13-6) - Previously: #5 - I've lost a combined 12.1 units in the past two weeks on teams that lost the spread by one point each. FML.
I'm frustrated, so let's go to Notes from NFL.com GameCenter - a list of a few stupid comments I read on NFL.com's GameCenter and my thoughts on them:
1. "aron rodgers is overated with the packers rodgers has 1 playoff win but packer fans think thell be in the superbowl pftt lol there not evenin the playoff picture"
This fail of a sentence was composed back in Week 14, and I've been saving it for this occasion. Could this be the worst sentence ever written in the history of the English language? There are spelling, grammatical and factual errors. I'd say Emmitt wrote this, but I don't see the word "debacled" anywhere.
2. "is there any chance dat da 'skins could get tom brady??? maybe give all their picks like dey did b4...."
Yeah, I'm sure this is Bill Belichick's grand-master plan. I bet he's sitting in his office thinking: "Tom Brady is dating way too many supermodels. Maybe I can trade him to the Redskins for all of their picks even though they don't have a third- or a fourth-rounder. With the No. 10 pick I'll be able to take Cam Newton! Yay!"
3. "idk u guys just out played us but that game on monday was for soul posession of the AFC East "
Wow, the stakes in the NFL just got a lot higher. Now teams are playing for soul possession.
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Chicago Bears (12-6) - Previously: #4 - I've never ranked the Bears very high because I didn't trust Jay Cutler and Mike Martz.
Martz screwed up on the final drive, and we all now know how much of a pansy Cutler is. The question though is what Cutler and Brian Urlacher talked about on the sidelines when Urlacher yelled at his quarterback. So, I invited both over for an interview:
ME: Brian, Jay, I want to thank you for sitting down with me after such a tough loss.
URLACHER: "Well, you're paying me to sit down with this f***ing p***y, right!?"
CUTLER: "Ehhh don't call me that, Brian!!!"
ME: Umm... I'm not paying you, Brian.
URLACHER: "What!? You're telling me I could be on a tropical beach somewhere, but I'm talking to you and this a**hole instead?"
ME: Yeah, sorry I didn't make that clearer.
URLACHER: "Whatever. I want to talk s*** about this douche bag in front of his face anyway."
CUTLER: "But Brian!!! I had sand in my vagina and I couldn't play!!!"
ME: Wait, what? Vagina?
CUTLER: "I have a vagina and sometimes when sand gets inside it really agitates me wahhhh!!!"
URLACHER: "See what I have to work with, Walt?"
ME: Yeah, I do. Hey, Caleb Hanie, what are you doing here?
HANIE: "Guys, I am awesome. Wait, hold on, Mike Martz is telling me that before I can answer any questions, I have to run around in a circle 20 times and do 50 jumping jacks."
CUTLER: "Caleb, I want to give you some advice. When in doubt, throw it as hard as you can downfield. You don't have a John Elway arm like I do, but you should be OK just as long as you don't get sand in your no-no special place. To prevent this, I recommend using..."
ME: Whoa there. TMI. Brian, I feel sorry for you. You're now excused to go to the beach.
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U DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT
10-10-2011
01:01 pm
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"The Dream Team has major issues, especially now with Trent Cole and Jason Peters injured. And the Cowboys, well, Wade Phillips needs to go."
Wade Phillips isn't with Cowboys anymore. Do you even watch football or even follow it regularly. Man, your pathetic!
osakporules
10-10-2011
12:58 pm
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The Giants, whom you ranked 6th, just got beat down by the team you ranked the worst team in the NFL at the Meadowlands. #32 Seahawks beating your #6 Giants is all the proof that is needed that you couldn't rank numbers correctly! They could run away with the NFC East huh. The Giants are lucky that game wasn't 50-25. You brag on Eli then he has 4 turnovers. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Andrew
10-09-2011
09:47 pm
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I know you are a 49er hater but you can't keep dissing them after the 48/3 beatdown of Tampa Bay.
Get a clue.
Zeekmo
10-09-2011
02:58 pm
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If Tarvaris Jackson is Poop Salad, then Kevin Kolb must be Black Bile Broth with Bloody Diarrhea Seasoning
Marcus
10-09-2011
07:56 am
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The Redskins are a fraud and are ranked 20th even after beating the Giants Head to Head???
And Yea Jimmy Clausen is the greatest QB ever to hit the draft his upside is crazy. When you're wrong....damn you're wrong.
Mitch
10-05-2011
06:23 pm
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@randall just pointing out a mistake. especially considering that they're average ranking with the media powerhouses is about 10th-11th. you would rage if you're team got spit on like that.
RT
10-05-2011
04:22 pm
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No one cares about the stupid song at the beggining of Monday Night Football. I dont need to be prepared to watch the game and i certainly dont mind the half naked woman dancing ,or cheerleaders as we call them for some reason. Trust me i can make myself "ready for some football" with out the stupid song... I'm just happy it's gone
Randall Flagg
10-05-2011
03:22 pm
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I used to think raider fans were the biggest complainers. you redskin fans are quickly proving me wrong.
Mitch
10-05-2011
01:42 pm
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the giants barely skim by the rams with a faked injury and they catapult. the redskins crush them in a game where they probably could have destroyed them and you drop them 2 points. that's ridiculous.
Randall Flagg
10-05-2011
05:13 am
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Ravens deserve #2, until the Pats and Belacheat (supposed defensive genius lol) can stop JV squads putting up 500 yards a game they shouldn't be considered in the Ravens class. Plus post 2007 Brady is a massive choke artist in the playoffs in case you people have forgotten...
Zarskins
10-05-2011
02:59 am
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How do the redskins FALL 2 places after a win? After seeing that you have lost all credibility.
Hoy Shiz
10-05-2011
12:50 am
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@any idiot who thinks the Ravens over the Pats....
Seriously, Joe Flacco is always going to hold that team back...they'd be better off trading for Shaun Hill. Tom Brady is Awesome. Tom Brady will be unstoppable once he gets Aaron Hernandez back. Flacco will continue to struggle to get on the same page as his weapons. If it wasn't for Mark Sanchez suking even more...Flacco would have blown that game.
Joey
10-04-2011
09:47 pm
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I believe Bill Simmons was referring to the fact that Jerry Jones should probably fire Wade Phillips again, just in case. You can never be too careful with these things
Black and Purple
10-04-2011
09:02 pm
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To the dude comparing the Ravens & Skins to the Rams.....Rams had 1 big play dude vs the Ravens (explaining your D stats), & we destroyed them.....check your scores....Ravens won 37-7....Skins almost blew it dude. I pull for them too, but the Ravens are for real this year.....again, & why are they not #2 or #3 at worst ?
Are you really that dumb!?!
10-04-2011
08:34 pm
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Only 2 teams have allowed less points than the redskins...The Titans and the Ravens...two teams you have in your top 10. You make absolutely no sense. Skins allow less than 180 total yards against the rams...THATS BETTER THAN WHAT BALTIMORE DID! Rams ran for 70 more yards on Baltimore than they did against Washington. This is why your rankings are a HUGE JOKE!
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Run Defenses, Pass Defense, Pass Protection:
Something new this year - I'm keeping track of precise run defense, pass defense and pass protection rankings in Excel. The benefit to this is that it'll be broken down by week. Here are the download links:
2010 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet (2007 Excel)
2010 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet - (1999-2003 Excel)
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Passing Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Rushing Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Receiving Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Sacks
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Interceptions
2013 Fantasy Football Rankings - May 25
2013 NBA Mock Draft - May 22
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