2010 NFL Power Rankings: Playoffs
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2010 NFL Power Rankings: Playoffs
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Green Bay Packers (13-6) - Previously: #1 - Now that the Packers have finally proven that they're better than the Bears, maybe I'll stop getting e-mails and comment board posts from crazed Chicago Bears fans that look like, "OMGZ LIEK YOUR GUNNA LOOK SOOO STUPID WEHN TEH BEARS BEAT TEH PACKRZ AND GO TO THE SUPRE BOWEL!!! BEAR DOWNNNN!!!!"
I lost two units on Chicago +3.5, but reading the changes to Mike Martz's Wikipedia page was almost worth it. Here are two of the best ones I found:
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Pittsburgh Steelers (14-4) - Previously: #3 - I'll never understand how the Steelers led 24-0 at one point. They hadn't dominated a playoff team like that all year.
I wasn't the only one who was frustrated about this. Forum member RoflDogs posted something he found in his Facebook news feed:
IF THEY SHOW ONE MORE UGLY STEELERS FAN WAVING THOSE ANNOYING TOWELS I WILL THROW MY TV DOWN THE STAIRS! THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY R HAVING SEIZURES OR ARE MENTALLY ILL!
I guess we shouldn't show that person this picture (thanks to Paddy Patriot for this):
No word yet if this Steelers fan survived the seizure. If I hear any news, you'll be the first to know.
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New York Jets (13-6) - Previously: #5 - I've lost a combined 12.1 units in the past two weeks on teams that lost the spread by one point each. FML.
I'm frustrated, so let's go to Notes from NFL.com GameCenter - a list of a few stupid comments I read on NFL.com's GameCenter and my thoughts on them:
1. "aron rodgers is overated with the packers rodgers has 1 playoff win but packer fans think thell be in the superbowl pftt lol there not evenin the playoff picture"
This fail of a sentence was composed back in Week 14, and I've been saving it for this occasion. Could this be the worst sentence ever written in the history of the English language? There are spelling, grammatical and factual errors. I'd say Emmitt wrote this, but I don't see the word "debacled" anywhere.
2. "is there any chance dat da 'skins could get tom brady??? maybe give all their picks like dey did b4...."
Yeah, I'm sure this is Bill Belichick's grand-master plan. I bet he's sitting in his office thinking: "Tom Brady is dating way too many supermodels. Maybe I can trade him to the Redskins for all of their picks even though they don't have a third- or a fourth-rounder. With the No. 10 pick I'll be able to take Cam Newton! Yay!"
3. "idk u guys just out played us but that game on monday was for soul posession of the AFC East "
Wow, the stakes in the NFL just got a lot higher. Now teams are playing for soul possession.
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Chicago Bears (12-6) - Previously: #4 - I've never ranked the Bears very high because I didn't trust Jay Cutler and Mike Martz.
Martz screwed up on the final drive, and we all now know how much of a pansy Cutler is. The question though is what Cutler and Brian Urlacher talked about on the sidelines when Urlacher yelled at his quarterback. So, I invited both over for an interview:
ME: Brian, Jay, I want to thank you for sitting down with me after such a tough loss.
URLACHER: "Well, you're paying me to sit down with this f***ing p***y, right!?"
CUTLER: "Ehhh don't call me that, Brian!!!"
ME: Umm... I'm not paying you, Brian.
URLACHER: "What!? You're telling me I could be on a tropical beach somewhere, but I'm talking to you and this a**hole instead?"
ME: Yeah, sorry I didn't make that clearer.
URLACHER: "Whatever. I want to talk s*** about this douche bag in front of his face anyway."
CUTLER: "But Brian!!! I had sand in my vagina and I couldn't play!!!"
ME: Wait, what? Vagina?
CUTLER: "I have a vagina and sometimes when sand gets inside it really agitates me wahhhh!!!"
URLACHER: "See what I have to work with, Walt?"
ME: Yeah, I do. Hey, Caleb Hanie, what are you doing here?
HANIE: "Guys, I am awesome. Wait, hold on, Mike Martz is telling me that before I can answer any questions, I have to run around in a circle 20 times and do 50 jumping jacks."
CUTLER: "Caleb, I want to give you some advice. When in doubt, throw it as hard as you can downfield. You don't have a John Elway arm like I do, but you should be OK just as long as you don't get sand in your no-no special place. To prevent this, I recommend using..."
ME: Whoa there. TMI. Brian, I feel sorry for you. You're now excused to go to the beach.
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Nathan G
10-11-2011
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Cincinnati should be getting a little more respect than 22.
Huh?
10-11-2011
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How did the Cowboys move up 4 spots in a bye week?
WTF
10-11-2011
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LMFAO @ Carolina being #21!!!! Eagles being at 17!! LMAO all ahead of the Bengals which are clearly better. Walt, why are you so biased against the Bengals! Bengals should clearly have moved up to at least 17 on your rankings. Quit hating
Auri
10-11-2011
10:10 am
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@Andrew
You left me hanging there man I can't wait to see the rest of the sentence! I can't blame Walt for only pushing the 49ers up one spot after beating a 1-4 Philly team. Even if the 49ers had beaten the packers, I wouldn't blame him for only bumping them up a few spots; it was a single game, and they had just lost to the cowboys. The tampa win was more impressive though, so perhaps he will bump them up a couple more spots. Then you can rest easy at night knowing that one sports site has the 49ers ranked higher.
Koy Detmer
10-11-2011
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Thank you for realizing the Redskins are not the Super Bowl contenders that their fans seem to think they are. As terrible as the Eagles are playing, they'll have no problem with Sexy Rexy this Sunday.
Guest
10-11-2011
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You have the NFC East leading Redskins as the lowest ranked NFC East team. Right...
Alan
10-11-2011
07:29 am
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Where is L. Woodley on your top fantasy IDP list. 1.5 Sacks AND an INT...I would think that would qualify.
Tom P
10-11-2011
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I'm surprised that you didn't move the Giants down farther. As a NYG fan, I am disgusted that we let Poop Salad look like Pee Soup and let Charlie Whitehurst aka Clipboard Jesus (I have enough respect for him to use his name unlike Poop Salad) look like regular Jesus.
Since I am teaching abroad, I watched the game on NFL.com's Gamepass right before my class. It literally made me sick. Seriously, I had a stomachache the whole morning. All I can hope is that this is a wake up call for the Giants to get their act together. If we lose to the damn Bills next week, I think I may have a stroke. As always, very entertaining Walt. Keep up the great work.
Andrew
10-10-2011
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@Auri
Walt openly expressed his disdain for the 49ers and has often said they will never win with Alex Smith. After beating the Eagles in Philly, with Alex Smith, Walt bumped the 49ers up 1 spot. The fact that the 49ers smashed Tampa was provided as evidence of his lack of a clue. See how that works Einstein? If he
Auri
10-10-2011
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@osakporules
sorry to double post, but you're a redskins fan. and why are you calling them walt's giants. A) he lives in Philly. B) he bets why would he have a favorite team. that just hurts you when you're betting. @Andrew This was clearly written prior to their win over tampa bay, so how in the world could he take it into account that they beat tampa bay. Or are you not intelligent enough to realize that all of the records only add up to four games and that walt doesn't mention any of this past weeks games in them? I mean come on, his vikings one said they just lost to the Chiefs. This isn't super detective work here. How about you get a clue.
Auri
10-10-2011
07:12 pm
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@U DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT
You're pathetic you moron. Read what he wrote about the Lions, and then his Wade Phillips comment might be able to penetrate your thick useless skull.
U DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT
10-10-2011
01:01 pm
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"The Dream Team has major issues, especially now with Trent Cole and Jason Peters injured. And the Cowboys, well, Wade Phillips needs to go."
Wade Phillips isn't with Cowboys anymore. Do you even watch football or even follow it regularly. Man, your pathetic!
osakporules
10-10-2011
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The Giants, whom you ranked 6th, just got beat down by the team you ranked the worst team in the NFL at the Meadowlands. #32 Seahawks beating your #6 Giants is all the proof that is needed that you couldn't rank numbers correctly! They could run away with the NFC East huh. The Giants are lucky that game wasn't 50-25. You brag on Eli then he has 4 turnovers. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Andrew
10-09-2011
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I know you are a 49er hater but you can't keep dissing them after the 48/3 beatdown of Tampa Bay.
Get a clue.
Zeekmo
10-09-2011
02:58 pm
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If Tarvaris Jackson is Poop Salad, then Kevin Kolb must be Black Bile Broth with Bloody Diarrhea Seasoning
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Run Defenses, Pass Defense, Pass Protection:
Something new this year - I'm keeping track of precise run defense, pass defense and pass protection rankings in Excel. The benefit to this is that it'll be broken down by week. Here are the download links:
2010 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet (2007 Excel)
2010 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet - (1999-2003 Excel)
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Passing Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Rushing Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Receiving Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Sacks
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Interceptions
2013 Fantasy Football Rankings - May 17
Charlie's 2014 NFL Mock Draft - May 16
2014 NFL Mock Draft - May 15
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