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In the first of two interviews with Andy Reid during the 2008 season, the large coach and I discussed some of the weird decisions he made in the loss to the Giants.
ME: Hey, Andy! Thanks for joining me. I really appreciate it. Sorry for your loss to the Giants on Sunday night.
"Uhh... injuries... uhh... Brian... ribs... Uhh... Reggie... uhh... hammy... uhh... Asante... thigh... Uhh... time's yours."
ME: Time's mine? OK, I guess that's good because I didn't ask you for your injury situation. So, what was the thinking behind challenging that obvious Brandon Jacobs non-fumble?
"Hem, hem. Uhh... that's something I need to do a better job of. Uhh... I thought I saw a weakness in the officiating and uhh... I threw the challenge flag. Hem, hem."
ME: Weakness in the officiating? What does that mean?
"Uhh... Hem, hem... Uhh... Hem, hem..."
ME: You don't even know, do you?
"Uhh... I have to do a better job of answering your questions. Hem, hem. Uhh... that's something I need to work on."
ME: You're damn right you do.
"I'd like to uhh... challenge my previous answer... Uhh... I noticed a weakness in it... Hem, hem."
ME: Dude, you're the most boring person ever. I'm going to have to apologize to all my readers for enduring this horrendous interview. Adios, Big Red.
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