Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
Bobby Petrino quit on the Falcons in 2007. Why did he do this? I had Petrino on to discuss his tactics.
ME: Bobby, glad to have you here.
PETRINO: "Where's my money?"
ME: Uhh... I never promised you any money. I asked you to come on as a guest.
PETRINO: "So you have no money for me? ProFootballTalk.com promised me five bucks for an interview. If you don't give me six, I'm out of here!"
ME: Jeez, OK, fine... Here's six bucks, you cheap bastard.
PETRINO: "Hold on a sec. Just got a text message. NFLDraftCountdown is giving me eight bucks. Give me $8.50 or I quit."
ME: Quit? I doubt you have anything interesting to say anyway. Whatever, here's $8.50. Wait... where are you going?
PETRINO: "I just got $9.25 from The Joker Report!"
Jack Del Rio
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