Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my
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Bobby Petrino quit on the Falcons in 2007. Why did he do this? I had Petrino on to discuss his tactics.
ME: Bobby, glad to have you here.
"Where's my money?"
ME: Uhh... I never promised you any money. I asked you to come on as a guest.
"So you have no money for me? ProFootballTalk.com promised me five bucks for an interview. If you don't give me six, I'm out of here!"
ME: Jeez, OK, fine... Here's six bucks, you cheap bastard.
"Hold on a sec. Just got a text message. NFLDraftCountdown is giving me eight bucks. Give me $8.50 or I quit."
ME: Quit? I doubt you have anything interesting to say anyway. Whatever, here's $8.50. Wait... where are you going?
"I just got $9.25 from The Joker Report!"
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