The Bears are too stupid to draft a QB. And even if they did, they would NOT Know how to PROPERLY DEVELOP him. Any QB drafted by the Bears will be RUINED. Plus their OL is horrible. They should draft the best OL available, then go after a QB in later rounds considering they still Cutty locked into that mega garbage contract for another 2 years. Laughing stock of the NFL, Bears are the NFC version of the Browns.
@DJR How do you know that? He could easily be just another change of pace / special teams type back. Can he carry an NFL LOAD at 199-205 pounds? NFL is not Stanford. Lets see what he runs at the combine and pro days. He looks like an overrated change of pace share the load type back to me. Would not be surprised if he runs a 4.5 at the combine, plus he does not break a lot of tackles either, which you HAVE to do in the NFL. This is where many GREAT COLLEGE backs dominate in college but fail in the NFL against guys that are bigger and faster than college LBS and Linemen.
Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
Hope you enjoyed my interview with John McCain (scroll down for the link). Now here's Barack Obama!
ME: Hey, Senator Obama, thanks for coming on for an interview!
OBAMA: "Hi, Walt. I think the Tennessee Titans are going to win the Super Bowl. I also think the Los Angeles Lakers will win the NBA title. Alabama will win the college championship. And North Carolina will prevail in the Final Four."
ME: Uhh... OK, I didn't really ask you whom you liked in sports, but that's fine. Let me ask you, what do you...
OBAMA: "Wait a second, Walt. I just noticed something. Your site traffic has increased over the years. If you get any more traffic, I'll have to take some of your hits and give them to sites that have less traffic."
ME: What!? Why would you do that!? That's not fair!
OBAMA: "These sites with less traffic deserve an opportunity to grow and I want to get them that opportunity."
ME: But some of these sites you're talking about aren't updated every day, and their HTML doesn't even work! Some haven't even been updated in months!
OBAMA: "I can see that we won't agree on this. If you'll excuse me, I have to attend another rally. I'll let you talk to my running mate, Joe Biden."
ME: All right... Hi, Joe, glad you could join me.
BIDEN: "Barack Obama sucks! He'll be tested on his second day in office, and he's going to fail! He's going to fail miserably because Barack Obama sucks! You heard it here first!"
ME: Wait... isn't Senator Obama your running mate? Why would you throw him under the bus like that... actually, never mind. I wanted to interview the presidential candidates. Not the vice presidents. Despite what Governor Palin may believe, the vice president doesn't do anything. So, I'm out of here. Peace, Joe Biden!