Funny. Clearly your not a Cowboy fan so it clouds your thoughts. Pretty hard to determine a players potential before they take a snap in the NFL. With that its pretty strong to say they blew the pick. If in the next few years Elliott is a top 5 RB and returns the offense to 2014 form its hardly blowing it. Ramsey looks to be a great player too. But Dallas needed to put a top RB behind that OL before contracts split it up as much as a top DB. The RB helps crown the OL, reduces the QB hits and frees up the passing game. Ramsey may not have as big an impact in Jacksonville as Elliott will have in Dallas. We will see.........
Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
Hey, Chris Berman isn't the only one who gets to interview the presidential candidates! I've also conducted one-on-one interviews with John McCain and Barack Obama! Let's do these one at a time. Let's go with the incumbent party first.
ME: Hey, Senator McCain, thanks for joining me! It's an honor to be interviewing you and Senator Obama.
MCCAIN: "Hello, my friend. Your my bestest friend in the whole wide world. Will you help me move into the White House when I win? I'm asking you because you're a true friend."
ME: Umm... OK, I guess. So, what do you plan to do for our country?
MCCAIN: "My friend, I know exactly how to end terrorism. I know where Osama bin Laden is, my friend. And if I'm voted into the White House, I will reveal my plan so we can finish off bin Laden and end this ugly war, my friend."
ME: You do? Why haven't you told us this already?
MCCAIN: "Heh? Told you what?"
ME: Uhh... what you just mentioned... about finding bin Laden and ending the war?
MCCAIN: "Heh? Who is bin Laden? Who are you? What am I doing here? Who am I? Is the year 1940 or 1941?"
ME: Are you OK, Senator?
MCCAIN: "In my day, shonny, I used to have to walk in 40 feet of snow, uphill both ways just to vote, my friend!"
ME: But aren't you from Arizona? There was 40 feet of snow in Arizona?
MCCAIN: "Heh? What am I doing here?"
ME: Let's just get you back to your retirement home, Senator.