Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
what was up with Mike Martz's strange infatuation with Just Turnovers O'Sullivan? When Martz said he'd do an interview with me, I just had to sit down with him to find out what the deal was.
ME: Hey, Mike. Thanks for joining me.
MARTZ: "Thanks! It is like super awesome to be here!"
ME: Ohhh...kay... So Mike, what happened to J.T. O'Sullivan against the Patriots? Three interceptions? A completion percentage of 48.3? A YPA of 4.5? Didn't you say J.T. was the best quarterback you've ever coached?
MARTZ: "OMG! It is like so unfair! The Patriots defense played way way too hard and made J.T. put up only 130 yards. That is like so gay!"
ME: Gay? Hey, your words; not mine.
MARTZ: "I am super serial! If the Patriots weren't such meanies, J.T. could have thrown for like 600 yards!"
ME: Yeah, but you lost... Don't you care if your team wins or not?
MARTZ: "No way, Jose! OMG J.T. is my super awesome quarterback No. 1!"
@Steel Willy The funny thing is, OLB, S, and CB entered free agency as bigger needs than DL, RB, and WR and in free agency, DL, RB, and WR depth were all added while out of OLB, S, and CB, depth was added to only one of those positions, yet Walt ignores CB, S, and OLB but gives them RB, WR, and DL. Another funny thing is offense is the stronger unit, yet the majority of the picks for Pittsburgh is offensive players. Not to mention, Buddha Baker and Derek Rivers being available at pick 62, and Walt having Pittsburgh pass on both is insanity
I like the change for the lions in round 1, adoree jackson had to go. DT from Auburn is a need, not as pressing as others (DE, LB, CB) but with him being a pass rusher it kinda makes up for it. RB and TE round 3 and 4? I don't hate it but it sounds more Martin Mayhew than Bob Quinn. I thin the run on defense in 4 out of the first 5 picks.... The Kareem Hunt pick I like but hopefully later than a 3