NFL Interviews - Steve Mariucci

Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.

Here is my exclusive interview with Steve Mariucci, who predicted the winners of the Week 17 games!

ME: Steve, thanks for joining me! I'm looking forward to hearing whom you're picking in Week 17.

MARIUCCI: "Thank you for having me, Walt! What a beautiful evening tonight. Tonight is such a beautiful evening."

ME: Wow, you just might be the nicest guest I've ever had. OK, let's get right to it. Eagles-Cowboys. Who ya got?

MARIUCCI: "Oh, good golly, these are just two fantastic teams. What fantastic teams they are, oh boy!"

ME: I wouldn't call them fantastic. Let's say, above average. Who's going to win?

MARIUCCI: "Oh gee whiz, oh boy! Good golly, these teams are just so terrific, let me tell you!"

ME: Ugh, can you just say whom you're picking?

MARIUCCI: "Oh jeepers... oh jeepers... oh jeepers..."

ME: STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!


ME: Just tell me whom you're picking! Dallas or Philadelphia!?

MARIUCCI: "Oh, good grief, Dallas is such a great club, but Philadelphia has some incredible athletes. This should be a very close contest, oh boy, it will be such a thrill to watch, let me tell you!"

ME: You're not going to give me a winner, are you?

MARIUCCI: "Gee whiz, I can't wait to talk about the next game, good golly!"

ME: Yeah, we're not going to do that. I quit.

NFL Interviews:

Terry Bradshaw
Brad Childress
Walt Coleman
Al Davis
Charles Davis
Jack Del Rio
Boomer Esiason
Brett Favre
Rod Marinelli
Steve Mariucci
Mike Martz
John McCain
Donovan McNabb
Barack Obama
Bobby Petrino
Andy Reid - Part I
Andy Reid - Part II
Lendale White
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