bengals will not be in the super bowl next year. andy dalton is the reason. nice guy but so overrated as a quarter back. he is not an nfl calibre starting qb. and aj green is sure be injured. wonder if his injuries are down to him having to go up and fetch andy's under thrown balls. who knows. but cincinnati will not be in a super bowl until they replace andy dalton. they will win there division but then lose out to a better team.
Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
The Lions became the first team to go 0-16. I sat down with Rod Marinelli and talked about making history.
ME: Rod, thanks for joining me on such a tough day. It must suck getting fired. For the record, I didn't think it was your fault. No one could have coached a group of bums like that to more than three or four victories.
MARINELLI: "I felt I gave it my best, but sometimes your best isn't good enough and it wasn't good enough this year."
ME: That's true. You did have a few close games though.
MARINELLI: "We tried hard all year. I felt they gave it their best. We will continue to work hard and give it our best."
ME: We? Weren't you fired?
MARINELLI: "The season kind of slipped away. We tried hard all year. I felt they gave it their best. We will keep giving it our best next week."
ME: Next week? The season's over, and you're not even the head coach anymore!
MARINELLI: "All we can do is keep giving it our best. We will continue to try as hard as we can."
ME: Are you a robot or something? I bet I can say anything, and you'll talk about giving it your best. Here, let's try this... Hey, Marinelli! Your daughter's taste in men sucks!
MARINELLI: "Sometimes your best isn't good enough but we'll continue to give our best."
ME: I knew it. Hey, Marinelli! Maybe we should make your daughter the defensive coordinator! You'll go 0-17! Ha!
MARINELLI: "What!? I'll kill you!"
ME: Nooo!!! Ahhh!!! Your choking me... Someone... please... hel...