NFL Interviews - Lendale White

Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.

Despite being overweight, LenDale White put together a solid 2008 season, but was criticized for not paying attention during a game in which he didn't see much action. I sat down with the obese running back.

ME: LenDale, thanks for joining me! I really appreciate you taking time out of your busy eating schedule.


ME: Huh? What was that?


ME: This sounds familiar... Can you explain to me what you're grumbling about?


ME: Should I bring you a slab of meat? I don't have any meat on me, so I guess I have to leave, go find a store that sells meat and find my way back to you, huh?

LENDALE: "I'm not even paying attention to you right now."

ME: What? Why not? That's pretty rude.

LENDALE: "The only way you'll get me to pay attention to you is if you go back in time and retrieve the blackberry cobbler Albert Haynesworth stole from me on national TV after the game against the Lions."

ME: Dude, that's impossible. That's it, I have to end this interview right now. I have the sudden urge to play the original Legend of Zelda for some reason.

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