As I told you years ago when you liked all the Big 12 QBs, sorry Iv have been vacationing for a few years, Gabbert, RG3, and some other clown and I told you Wilson would be the best QB besides Luck that year. You laughed, now you have gone full retard liking Watson, he has no arm strength, would be a decent RB or very good WR, but an NFL QB??? Do you want the Browns to be HOT Garbage the next 5 years? why????
Hey fellas. I'm a long time player with a pretty good pro %. 60% or close on average. Down this year on college frankly to 50/50 but I am studious and expect to get that # up. I want to study Pinnacle's lines but could someone explain their vig #'s? They use a four digit number and I don't know what it means. Hope this doesn't look lame but how's work? Thanks.
Yet again, I will follow Walt's lead for this draft order outside the fact that the Bears land the top pick over the 49ers or Browns, I have more faith in Cutler running into wins before I do with Kessler or Gabbert. Also, there are still some players not in the system such as the Illini DEs, Justin Evans and Malik Hooker at safety. Until they are in I will mock without them.
Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
It's always an honor to interview the great Brett Favre. No introduction needed.
ME: Hey, Brett. You might be the most famous guest I've ever had. Thanks for joining me!
FAVRE: "No problem. I might leave this interview early, but I'm not sure. I still have to decide."
ME: Why? Did I do anything wrong? Do I smell? I just showered about five hours ago! I swear!
FAVRE: "It's not you; it's me. I kind of want to go home to my family so I can hunt. But I kind of want to stay. And I may want to do an interview with another Web site as well - but only if you find someone to replace me when I go home."
ME: No way! You'll always be my top option, Brett!
FAVRE: "That's great. Hey, want some advice on how to get more hits than espn.com, nfl.com and cbs.sportsline.com?"
ME: You know how I can do that? Seriously? I'm all ears, Brett.
FAVRE: "You gotta attack them hard."
ME: Uh... that's it? Attack them hard? What does that mean?
FAVRE: "I see that you don't appreciate me as much anymore. I'm going home to my family. I'll announce whether I'm coming back a few hours prior to your next power rankings update so you won't have enough time to find another guest. And if you do, I'll do an interview with another Web site."