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There were reports out of Jacksonville that some of the players felt that Jack Del Rio couldn't motivate the team. I talked to Del Rio about this...
ME: Jack, thanks for joining me. I want to let you know that I respect you as a coach, despite what your team is going through this season.
"Thanks, Walt. I really appreciate it."
ME: Whoa... something just hit me. I feel...
"What? What is it?"
ME: Ugh, there it goes again. Suddenly, I have no energy. What's going on here?
"I don't know... are you sick?"
ME: No... it's just... Wow... I feel really unmotivated right now.
ME: Not sure... I suddenly feel like doing some drugs, eating Cheetos and passing out on my couch. I'm not really motivated to do anything. I don't even want to run my Web site anymore.
"That's pretty weird, Walt. Not because of what you're going through - but because all of my players have said the same thing to me after I've talked to them."
ME: Uhh... no energy... no stamina to eat... passing out... let yourself out... Zzzz...
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