Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
There were reports out of Jacksonville that some of the players felt that Jack Del Rio couldn't motivate the team. I talked to Del Rio about this...
ME: Jack, thanks for joining me. I want to let you know that I respect you as a coach, despite what your team is going through this season.
DEL RIO: "Thanks, Walt. I really appreciate it."
ME: Whoa... something just hit me. I feel...
DEL RIO: "What? What is it?"
ME: Ugh, there it goes again. Suddenly, I have no energy. What's going on here?
DEL RIO: "I don't know... are you sick?"
ME: No... it's just... Wow... I feel really unmotivated right now.
DEL RIO: "Why?"
ME: Not sure... I suddenly feel like doing some drugs, eating Cheetos and passing out on my couch. I'm not really motivated to do anything. I don't even want to run my Web site anymore.
DEL RIO: "That's pretty weird, Walt. Not because of what you're going through - but because all of my players have said the same thing to me after I've talked to them."
ME: Uhh... no energy... no stamina to eat... passing out... let yourself out... Zzzz...
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