As for Kizer being picked first from 1-5 Notre Dame.. remember the last QB picked high from a losing program (at the time) based on skill level was Jake Locker.. look how that turned out. Sure some folks say "it's the team around him that's awful" Well unless the team he goes to is Loaded with talent (and if it's a top 10 pick, that's really not the case) then he's going to be going to an awful team in the NFL too. Kizer probably needs to stay another year, sure he may go #1 as mocked, but he is more likely a sure bet to Bust as someone with a lower skill set from a winning program.
The Ravens send the Chargers their 1st and 3rd rd picks this yr and next for their 1st rd pick
The Cowboys send QB Romo to the Jest for their 2nd rd pick
The Dolphins sned QB Tanneyhill to the 49ers for their 2nd rd pick
The Bears send QB Cutler to the Dolphins for their 2nd rd pick
Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
I make fun of Brad Childress a lot. I even call him Brad Clueless all of the time. Clueless... I mean Childress agreed to an interview to explain himself.
ME: Hey, Brad. Thanks for joining me.
CHILDRESS: "Hello, I ... glad to ... here, thanks for ... me."
ME: Huh? What are you talking about?
CHILDRESS: "Ugh! Get with the program, Walt! Verbs are the most important part of speech in our language, so I've decided that I'm not going to use them anymore."
ME: Why? That's just idioti... Oh, I know. It's to defend your strategy of not using Adrian Peterson as much as you should, right?
CHILDRESS: "That'... right, Walt!"
ME: That's pretty weird, but whatever floats your boat, man. Let me ask you - why do you keep doing stupid stuff like kicking to Reggie Bush?
CHILDRESS: "That's easy. Bush returning a couple of punts was the only way the Saints were going to catch up to us. If the Saints didn't take the lead, we would have never have gotten a great winning drive from Gus Frerotte. So, it was vital that Bush returned those punts so we could come back and win the game."
ME: But... why didn't you just settle for winning the easy way?
CHILDRESS: "That ... no sense. ... me, I'... an NFL head coach, and I ... more than you!"