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NFL Interviews - Al Davis

Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.





It's always a treat to speak to Al Davis - especially around noon, so you know he can't chase you into the sunlight.

ME: Hey Undead Al, I mean Al Davis, thanks for joining me. I understand that you wanted to dispute some of the things I've written about you on this Web site?

DAVIS: "You're a liah! You... and ESPN... are liahs!"

ME: What exactly did I lie about?

DAVIS: "You said... I drink... goat blood... I would like to say... that I do not... drink goat blood... I enjoy... sheep blood... instead..."

ME: Sheep blood? What's the difference between that and goat blood?

DAVIS: "Sheep blood... has more vitamins... and will help you... live longer..."

ME: But isn't that bad for you? Don't undead people want things that will make them dead longer?

DAVIS: "Sheep blood... tastes a lot better... if you rub it over... the virgin you sacrifice... but only... an hour... beforehand..."

ME: That's actually pretty disturbing. So, is that the only thing I lied about?

DAVIS: "No... you said... I draft only... based on 40s... I draft... on 40s... but I also look at... vertical jumps..."

ME: Shhh... you don't want to reveal all of your secrets, Al!

DAVIS: "You're right... thank you... commissioner Rozelle... I shall now... retire to... my underground lair... and my demon friends... will prepare... a virgin for... tonight..."



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