The Official FML Thread

[mycarman]

Ok, I have the feeling that there already is a "**** My Life" thread but here is another one to play with...

Post your "FML" stories as they come and comment about how ****ed their lifes are..

[DevineIntervention]

Great idea for a thread. I don't have one for myself personally at the moment, but I do know someone who's life has been ****ed up recently...


I have a friend who couldn't be a nicer person, who's dad is currently serving jail time for pulling a semi-Bernie Madoff. He was the treasurer for his community's church? (She's Thai, so I'm not sure what kind of religious center they have.) He was sending money over to his relatives in Thailand to help them out. When the market went belly up, he got caught. My friend has essentially been supporting her 2 sisters and mother the entire time her father has been in jail. Also, it's a huge burden that she's been carrying since very few people know about it. I couldn't feel worse for this girl.

FHL (**** Her Life).

That's just plain sad.. Its supposed to be atleast kind of funny.. i got one.

So i just bought this 32 inch flat screen TV. My buddies come over for us to play CoD 4 online on two TVs, the one in my front room, and the flat screen i'm moving into there. Everything is set up except the xbox. I have the xbox with cords in my hand, when i set the xbox down the cords in my hands got tangled so i stand up and the power brick falls 5 feet onto my big toe. It hurt soo bad. i was hoping around for literally a minute.. my friends were dying. So after that i set the xbox up.. Guess who just got the Red Rings of Death.. wow. all that for nothing.

Also my toenail just fell off like 3 weeks ago, i originally cracked it 6 months ago. And i also learned 3 days later that on some xboxes you will get what looks like the red rings of death, if the AV cables aren't hooked up... FML

hahaha, that was too funny. What a shtity day tho.

[mycarman]

So I had a fantastic day. After eight hours of classes that included a paper worth 1/4th of my grade and two giant midterms I went to Schucks (also called O'Reilly Auto Parts) to get a new car battery. Of course when I got there the one brand that they had was 115 bucks and I knew I could get it for 2/3 or less than that at Walmart so I drove to Wal Mart. I also needed to get a small bag of cheese, toilet paper, and coolant/anti-freeze. I get to Wal Mart and go straight to the auto section to find that they had a giant ****ing thing of antifreeze for 4 bucks sitting right by the batteries so I grab it. I go to the little machine that tells me what battery kind I need and apparently I am the only godamn person in Eugene,OR that has a 1999 Suzuki Vitara because it didn't come up on the machine. So I check the godamn book that they had and it turns out that the 1999 Suzuki Vitara has such a godamn elaborate and powerful engine that Wal Mart doesn't even carry a battery for me.

So I walk to the Toilet Paper section pissed that I am going to have to overpay for a car battery and as I step into the section I get greeted with the vision of a little kid puking down the aisle. Not just a little puke, but about the amount that you see in the Exorcism and the only part of the entire 10-foot section that doesn't have puke on it is the Omega "this guy does nothing but ****" packs of toilet paper, and the only stuff without puke near it is the super cheap "might as well just use your hand" quality stuff.

So I grab the giant cheep pack of toilet paper and go to the little area that has cheese (not a super-walmart) and find that the only cheese they have is in cheese sticks so I have to grab six of them to have enough to make tacos for my GF and her family. So I grab the six cheese sticks and my TP and the antifreeze and go to the register to be greeted by a 9.5/10 hot girl. Let's just say she looks like one of the NNC ex GF's (in quality) and she rings up my total to $14.97 and I give her a $20. She asks me if I have the 97 cents and I say no (because what guy has 97 cents sitting in his godamn pockets), and instead of ringing me up she pulls her purse from under the register and grabs the 97 cents that I need and give me my 6 bucks in change. I say thanks and start to chat a little bit because I felt obligated to for the 97 cent thang. It isn't busy and somehow we get into a talk about the Oregon Ducks and she knows her football godamn well, and we talked for like 10 minutes.

Anyways she tells me that she gets off at 8:00 (like 5 minutes from then) and wanted to know if I wanted to go to a bar that had "dollar whiskey night" to watch the Blazers game and my jaw dropped as I am a whiskey guy. I declined because I don't think my gf of a year would like me going to one hell of a whiskey night with a 9.5/10, and left.

I go to the parking lot, and my battery of course is dead, and after trying for 5 minutes to start it am of course greeted by the godamn 9.5/10 who jumped my car and told me that she will be at the bar and might be a little drunk if I change my mind... Instead I got to go home and peel string cheese sticks and make tacos for my GF and her family that I hate...

FML

[mycarman]

^Sorry, took me a while to write

[mycarman]

That's ****ty for her TBod. Hope all that gets cleaned up soon. And good luck with the toe pain devine. I think we have all had something heavy fall on us, but some of those bad ones scare the **** out of me

[BroncosCon]

wow, Mike. That sucks

[BroncosCon]

Great idea for a thread. I don't have one for myself personally at the moment, but I do know someone who's life has been ****ed up recently...


I have a friend who couldn't be a nicer person, who's dad is currently serving jail time for pulling a semi-Bernie Madoff. He was the treasurer for his community's church? (She's Thai, so I'm not sure what kind of religious center they have.) He was sending money over to his relatives in Thailand to help them out. When the market went belly up, he got caught. My friend has essentially been supporting her 2 sisters and mother the entire time her father has been in jail. Also, it's a huge burden that she's been carrying since very few people know about it. I couldn't feel worse for this girl.

FHL (**** Her Life).

That sucks for your friend.

[azchargersfan21]

I was chosen to hold a mini cross on my chest, face up, laying down, in the middle of the whole student body at lunch for this retarded prayer service thing. And there we are laying there taking a moment of silence and my phone goes off with PERFECT TIMING. It was my girlfriend saying she missed me. Like that couldn't wait? Anyway it was pretty embarrassing and I couldn't get my phone out of my pocket discretely until like the 4th ring and by then it was too late.

FML

[BroncosCon]

It's funny how that works, isn't it?

[Dusty]

I was chosen to hold a mini cross on my chest, face up, laying down, in the middle of the whole student body at lunch for this retarded prayer service thing. And there we are laying there taking a moment of silence and my phone goes off with PERFECT TIMING. It was my girlfriend saying she missed me. Like that couldn't wait? Anyway it was pretty embarrassing and I couldn't get my phone out of my pocket discretely until like the 4th ring and by then it was too late.

FML

And your an Athiest (or so you said if I remember) so it is like a double wammy.