Jerks of the Week

9 to 5 Zoomer Girl

I’m starting this new (weekly?) section because there are tons of jerks out there who need to be called out. I also need a place to vent because my 2023 NFL Mock Draft and NFL Picks don’t offer enough space.


Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2024
A Trip to CVS: Anger, Frustration, and Conspiracy


Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2024
Mike Ryan, Formerly Known as Mike Ruiz


Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2024
No High School Notes from Girls


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 26, 2024
The Pink-Haired No Nuts Lady


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 19, 2024
Mean Walnut Grove Girls


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 12, 2024
Saved by the Bell Reboot


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 5, 2024
Adam Danger Legz


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 29, 2024
Grade School Musings


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 22, 2024
Swim Instructor Power Rankings


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 15, 2024
ESPN Bet Commercial


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 8, 2024
Twitter Idiots


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 1, 2024
Santa’s Inept Helpers


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 25, 2023
Santa’s Inept Helpers


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 18, 2023
The Santa Reservation


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 11, 2023
The Sushi Scam


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 4, 2023
The Lazy Actor


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 27, 2023
My Son’s First Trick-or-Treat


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 20, 2023
Back to School Night


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 13, 2023
Football Baby


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 6, 2023
Neighborhood Run Amok


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 30, 2023
Dr. Link


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 23, 2023
Bensalem Booty Call


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 16, 2023
Ten Things I Hate About You


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 9, 2023
Jerks of Sesame Place


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 2, 2023
Hospital for Childbirth No. 2, Part 2: The Wrong Name


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 25, 2023
Hospital for Childbirth No. 2, Part 1: Follow the Golden Road


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 18, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 6: The Grass is Always Greener


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 11, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 5: Something New, Something Bold, Something Cold


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 4, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 4: Smuggler of Straws


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 28, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 3: Stuart and the Buffet Kids


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 21, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 2: A Night of Disappointment


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 14, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 1: I Sat Next to a Pharaoh on a Plane


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 7, 2023
Welcome to Jellystone, Part 3


Jerks of the Week – July 31, 2023
Welcome to Jellystone, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – July 24, 2023
Welcome to Jellystone, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – July 17, 2023
The Best Pickup Line to Use on Women


Jerks of the Week – July 10, 2023
Conrad’s First Trip to the Beach


Jerks of the Week – July 3, 2023
My Dad’s 70th Birthday Party


Jerks of the Week – June 26, 2023
Conrad the Sleep Sack


Jerks of the Week – June 19, 2023
Memories at Meadowlane


Jerks of the Week – June 12, 2023
My Son’s First Diner Meal


Jerks of the Week – June 5, 2023
Conversations in the Hot Tub


Jerks of the Week – May 29, 2023
Mimes vs. Fascists


Jerks of the Week – May 22, 2023
The Car Accident


Jerks of the Week – May 15, 2023
Losers Who Have Blocked Me


Jerks of the Week – May 8, 2023
My Son’s First Easter Egg Hunt


Jerks of the Week – May 1, 2023
Altitude Trampoline Park


Jerks of the Week – April 24, 2023
Everything Is Worse


Jerks of the Week – April 17, 2023
Going to See the Super Mario Bros. Movie


Jerks of the Week – April 10, 2023
Supermarket Lines


Jerks of the Week – April 3, 2023
Things Wrong with My Son’s Favorite Movies


Jerks of the Week – March 27, 2023
No Cleavage, Just Masks


Jerks of the Week – March 20, 2023
A Fat Friend


Jerks of the Week – March 13, 2023
Dinner at Red Lobster


Jerks of the Week – March 6, 2023
The Worst Teachers I’ve Ever Had, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2023
The Worst Teachers I’ve Ever Had, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2023
Dumb Cat Ladies on Twitter


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2023
Blaster Master


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2023
My British Enemies


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2023
Miss Exotic Invention


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2023
Angelo, the Snitch


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2023
The Pool Valet


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2023
Life in the British Empire


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2023
She’s 19


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2022
Going to See Santa


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2022
Playground Drama


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2022
WalterFootball Summer Solstice Classics Presents: FTSex


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2022
Booing Santa


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2022
My Lane Buddy


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2022
PECO


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2022
Joining the British Empire


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2022
The Nanny Hunt


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2022
The Neighborhood Update


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2022
Lonely Duck Man


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2022
My Reign as King


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2022
The Point of No Returns


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2022
A Very Crappy Day


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 6: People Who Wear Masks in Las Vegas


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 5: The Misplaced Burger Place


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 12, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 4: Bizarre People at the Pool


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 5, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 3: The Most Ignored Man in the World


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 2: The Ballad of the Heat-Resistant Bag


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 1: Corporal Plane Punishment


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2022
Hot Tub Adventures: The Ocean, the Tricycle and Girls


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 8, 2022
Assassins, Astrology and Cheese Dogs


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 1, 2022
2022 Pandemic Preview: Monkeypox


Jerks of the Week – July 25, 2022
The Continued Death of Neshaminy Mall


Jerks of the Week – July 18, 2022
People Who Still Wear Masks


Jerks of the Week – July 11, 2022
Epic Gym Fails


Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2022
Mila’s Pizzeria


Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2022
The Anniversary Day Off


Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2022
Pictures of the Neighborhood


Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2022
The Russian Brute and the Two-Year Absence Man


Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2022
Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee


Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2022
My Reddit Thread


Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2022
Jerk of the Year: Double Mask Lady


Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2022
Lust and Anger at LA Fitness


Jerks of the Week – May 9, 2022
Jerks of My Niece’s Birthday Party


Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2022
Verizon Frustrations


Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2022
Goodbye, Masks!


Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2022
Twitter Trolling


Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2022
The Golden Girls and the Russian Brute


Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2022
April Fools and April Truths X: The Magical Ride


Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2022
Mouse Fighting


Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2022
Welcome to My Frustration


Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2022
Old Bikini Lady and the Germany Consulate


Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2022
The Hungry Basketball Player


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 28, 2022
Patricia’s Pursuers


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 21, 2022
Hospital for Childbirth, Part 3


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 14, 2022
Hospital for Childbirth, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 7, 2022
Hospital for Childbirth, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 31, 2022
Lawn String Karen Man


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 24, 2022
WalterFootball Summer Solstice Classics Present: Circuit Breaker


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 17, 2022
Netflix Christmas Movies


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 10, 2022
Mr. Man Boobs and Mr. Peach


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 3, 2022
Daughter for Purchase


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 27, 2021
The IHOP Trip


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 20, 2021
Three Errands


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 13, 2021
Offensive YouTube Videos


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 6, 2021
The Halloween Birthday Party


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 29, 2021
Lady of the Hot Tub


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 22, 2021
Microsoft Ignite Video


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 15, 2021
The $300 Long Con


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 8, 2021
The Failed Laser Tag Revenge


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 1, 2021
Shortages


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 25, 2021
Frank Sebastiano Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 18, 2021
The Starbucks Conspiracy


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 11, 2021
The Met Gala


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 4, 2021
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2021


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 7: Vegas Gripes and the Overbooked Flight


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 6: The Post Malone Dybbuk Box


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 13, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 5: A Night in Paris


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 6, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 4: North Strip


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 30, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 3: More Vexen Laugh Guy and CVS’ Betrayal


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 23, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 2: Bad Omens


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 16, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 9, 2021
Couch Shopping


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2021
The Great Laser Tag Controversy


Jerks of the Week – July 26, 2021
The Return of the Hot Tub


Jerks of the Week – July 19, 2021
My 7-Year Old Nephew’s Birthday Party


Jerks of the Week – July 12, 2021
King Harold and His July 4 Tyranny


Jerks of the Week – July 5, 2021
NextDoor Part 2


Jerks of the Week – June 28, 2021
The Rescheduled Wedding


Jerks of the Week – June 21, 2021
Shower Self-Conversation Man and One-Piece Thong Girl


Jerks of the Week – June 14, 2021
Let’s Go to the Movies!


Jerks of the Week – June 7, 2021
Vaccine in Pool Lady, Temperature Fiend and Murphy’s Law Man


Jerks of the Week – May 31, 2021
Current Events II


Jerks of the Week – May 24, 2021
NextDoor


Jerks of the Week – May 17, 2021
Current Events


Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2021
Elon on SNL


Jerks of the Week – May 3, 2021
The Death of Neshaminy Mall


Jerks of the Week – April 26, 2021
The Jekyll and Hyde Gym Patrons


Jerks of the Week – April 19, 2021
Frank Sebastiano


Jerks of the Week – April 12, 2021
A Sad Easter For My Not-So-Secret Admirer


Jerks of the Week – April 5, 2021
April Fools and April Truths IX: College Edition


Jerks of the Week – March 29, 2021
The Double Jolly Rancher Experiment


Jerks of the Week – March 22, 2021
The Purple Building


Jerks of the Week – March 15, 2021
The Megan Muggle Interview


Jerks of the Week – March 8, 2021
Eric Holthaus: Bitcoin Feminist


Jerks of the Week – March 1, 2021
The Return of Giant Bean Stock Lady


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2021
Pale Swimmer Girl and Dog Doo Doo


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2021
The $300 Snitch


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2021
Water Up the Butt


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2021
Melvin Capital, Citadel and Other Hedge Funds


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2021
Dumb Bears


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2021
The Christmas Quarantine


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2021
The Return of No Space Man


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2021
Thanksgiving Farting


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2020
One Big Happy Family


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2020
The 20th Anniversary That Never Was


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2020
The Voting Sticker and the Lockdown Hypocrites


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 7, 2020
Joey and the Diaper-Trained Duck


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2020
Double Belly Button Man


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2020
The Most Cowardly Man on the Planet


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2020
Barbara and the Starving Child


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2020
Halloween 2020


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2020
InvestScorpio


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2020
FilipinoCupid.com


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2020
The Great Antifa War of Labor Day


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2020
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2020


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2020
Death Wishers


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2020
Mask Karens at Starbucks


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2020
Annoying Kids in My Neighborhood


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2020
Giant Bean Stock Lady


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2020
Voice Actors


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 5: The Positives of Pandemic Vegas


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 4: Masks, Burgers and Twigs


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 17, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 3: The Evil Mosquito Man


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 2: Meeting a Porn Star


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1: Airport Amid a Pandemic


Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2020
Happy Uncle’s Day


Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2020
Jerks of the Gym While Not at the Gym


Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2020
Back to Restaurants


Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2020
Lockdown Lunatics


Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2020
YouTube Workout Videos


Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2020
CHAZ Losers


Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2020
Quarantine Stories III: My Dog’s Lover


Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2020
Quarantine Stories II


Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2020
Quarantine Stories


Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 7: Mr. Critique, the Galloping Horse and the Case of the Disappearing Kids


Jerks of the Week – May 18, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 6: Peruvian Problems and Taco Island


Jerks of the Week – May 11, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 5: Hot Women with Hair Problems


Jerks of the Week – May 4, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 4: The Best Burger Place in the World


Jerks of the Week – April 27, 2020
ESPN’s 2020 NFL Draft Coverage


Jerks of the Week – April 20, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 3: Strippers and Salsa


Jerks of the Week – April 13, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 2: The Adventures of Leonys Maroney III


Jerks of the Week – April 6, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 1: The Adventures of Maximillian Cucumber, the VIII


Jerks of the Week – March 30, 2020
April Fools and April Truths VIII: Coronavirus Edition


Jerks of the Week – March 23, 2020
Dumb People in the Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic


Jerks of the Week – March 16, 2020
Wuhan Coronavirus


Jerks of the Week – March 9, 2020
Car Inspections


Jerks of the Week – March 2, 2020
Star Trek Picard


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 24, 2020
Jerk of the Year: Nephtali Diaz


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 17, 2020
2020 Oscars Golden Academy Awards and the Dana Schwartz South Park Tweet


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 10, 2020
The Golden Global Awards and the British Royals


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 3, 2020
Tiny Lifeguard, Cookie Monster Lady, Handsome Men in the Locker Room


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 27, 2020
Worst Best Dinner Ever: My Nifty Fifty’s Saga


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 20, 2020
Millennials and Man Buns


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 13, 2020
Happy New Year, 2020


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 6, 2020
My New Dog, Raven


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 30, 2019
The Return of Facebook Beggar


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 23, 2019
Daughter for Sale


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 16, 2019
Mall Joker


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 9, 2019
Downton Abbey: The Movie


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 2, 2019
Our Healthcare System


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 25, 2019
The Most Popular Musicians


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 18, 2019
It’s Raining Men


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 11, 2019
Trick-or-Treaters, 2019


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 4, 2019
The Mark Zuckerberg Testimony


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 28, 2019
The Worst Beer Purchase


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 21, 2019
The Worst Song Ever


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 14, 2019
Bank Robbers (Including Me)


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 7, 2019
Dumb Parents, Irrelevant Pregnancy and MeUndies


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 30, 2019
Horny Hot Tub Guys


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 23, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 5: The Many Random Jerks of Las Vegas


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 16, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 4: The Suicide Squad and the Blowup Doll


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 9, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 3: Mojito Bro’s Concubines and Casino Narc


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 2, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 2: Mojito Bro and the Cabana Crew


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 26, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 19, 2019
The Word “Stupid” and Birthday with the Nephews


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 12, 2019
The Sensory Deprivation Chamber


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 5, 2019
Jerks of the Baltimore Wedding: Part 2


Jerks of the Week – July 29, 2019
Jerks of the Baltimore Wedding: Part 1


Jerks of the Week – July 22, 2019
Welfare Shouting Match and FAAAAARKS!!!!!


Jerks of the Week – July 15, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 5 – Attack of the Black Flies


Jerks of the Week – July 8, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 4 – Sewage Water and No Hot Dogs


Jerks of the Week – July 1, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 3 – More Poop Encounters


Jerks of the Week – June 24, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 2 – Sherlock’s First Day at the Beach


Jerks of the Week – June 17, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – June 10, 2019
The 10-Year Jerks of the Week Anniversary


Jerks of the Week – June 3, 2019
Bingo Night


Jerks of the Week – May 27, 2019
The One-Year Anniversary


Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2019
The Abomination That Was Game of Thrones: Season 8, Episode 5


Jerks of the Week – May 13, 2019
Return to the Poop Gym


Jerks of the Week – May 6, 2019
Saladworks Weirdos


Jerks of the Week – April 29, 2019
Taco Hell, 2019


Jerks of the Week – April 22, 2019
Wedding Ablaze


Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2019
The Worst Waitress of All Time


Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2019
AsianDating.com


Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2019
April Fools and April Truths VII


Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2019
Hibachi Restaurant Hates Me


Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2019
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 4


Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2019
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 3


Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2019
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 25, 2019
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 18, 2019
Scott Sports


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 11, 2019
Flies in My Salad


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 4, 2019
Rat Feces in My Pizza


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 28, 2019
Someone Hit on Me at the Gym


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 21, 2019
Adventures at the Chinese Buffet


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 14, 2019
A Million Little Things


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 7, 2019
2018 Christmas Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 31, 2018
Bonus Jerk of the Year: Facebook Beggar


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 24, 2018
Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 17, 2018
Cat Lady, Thanksgiving Woman and the Shower Hags


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 10, 2018
Thomas Middleditch Verizon Commercials (Again)


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 3, 2018
Slow and Sucky Subway


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 26, 2018
Battle of the Sexes


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 19, 2018
Stories of Bill Cosby, Gym Vacations and Cheesesteaks


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 12, 2018
Jerks at the Zombie Circus


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 5, 2018
Halloween


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 29, 2018
Jerks of the Gym: Where’s the Peef?


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 22, 2018
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 4: My Near-Fight at Cowabunga Bay


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 15, 2018
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3: A Serial Killer Bird and Twin Peaks, the Restaurant


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 8, 2018
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2: The Mandarin Oriental Pool


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 1, 2018
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 24, 2018
YouTube Personalities


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 17, 2018
Friends from College


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 10, 2018
Aladdin on Broadway


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 3, 2018
The Beach Weekend Wedding


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 27, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 6


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 20, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 5


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 13, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 4


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 6, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 3


Jerks of the Week – July 30, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 2


Jerks of the Week – July 23, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 1


Jerks of the Week – July 16, 2018
Jerks of the First Mall Trip as a Married Couple


Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2018
Jerks of My Wedding – Part 4


Jerks of the Week – July 2, 2018
Jerks of My Wedding – Part 3


Jerks of the Week – June 25, 2018
Jerks of My Wedding – Part 2


Jerks of the Week – June 18, 2018
Jerks of My Wedding – Part 1


Jerks of the Week – June 11, 2018
Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 2


Jerks of the Week – June 4, 2018
Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 1


Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2018
The Unhappy Meals


Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2018
The Countdown, the Pervert and the Woman from Hell


Jerks of the Week – May 14, 2018
Jerks of Chik-fil-A


Jerks of the Week – May 7, 2018
Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips


Jerks of the Week – April 30, 2018
Jerks of Boston Market


Jerks of the Week – April 23, 2018
A Very S***ty Day


Jerks of the Week – April 16, 2018
Jerks of the Niece’s Birthday Party


Jerks of the Week – April 9, 2018
The Nearly Forgotten Jerks of My Mom’s Birthday


Jerks of the Week – April 2, 2018
April Fools and April Truths VI


Jerks of the Week – March 26, 2018
Katy Perry


Jerks of the Week – March 19, 2018
Tipping Starbucks Cashiers


Jerks of the Week – March 12, 2018
Mega Jerks at the Gym


Jerks of the Week – March 5, 2018
Jerk of the Year: Nazi Hot Tub Man


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 26, 2018
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 4


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 19, 2018
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 3


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 12, 2018
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 5, 2018
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 29, 2018
Smart Barista, Dumb Comcast Worker and Best Friends


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 22, 2018
Johnny Manziel’s Cousin and the Lifesaver Mint Conspiracy


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 15, 2018
Crappy Italian Restaurant


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 8, 2018
Pre-Christmas Jerks


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 1, 2018
The 12 Things I Hate About Christmas


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 25, 2017
The Walnut Grove Township Meeting


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 18, 2017
Hallmark Movies


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 11, 2017
Verizon Guy


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 4, 2017
My Friend Drew, and the Craziest Facebook Conversation Ever


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 27, 2017
Angry, Old Men, and Sara the Starbucks Scumbag


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 20, 2017
More Jerks at the Card Show


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 13, 2017
Goodbye, AIM


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 6, 2017
I Have a Beautiful Figure Again


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 30, 2017
Haunted Attractions


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 23, 2017
Streaming Hipsters and CBS All-Access


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 16, 2017
The Gym Cesspool


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 9, 2017
Hayley Geftman-Gold, Redskins Marching Band Play, Memes Chip Guy


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 2, 2017
Shirtless Hooligans at the Mall


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 25, 2017
On the Road to Margate


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 18, 2017
Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 11, 2017
Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 4, 2017
Pathetic Jokester, Conspiracy Theorist and Hot Tub A**hole


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 28, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 5: Not Hurricane Harvey, But Apparently Close


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 21, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 14, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Vegas


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 7, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist


Jerks of the Week – July 31, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on the Airplane


Jerks of the Week – July 24, 2017
The Return to My LA Fitness


Jerks of the Week – July 17, 2017
The British Invade LA Fitness!


Jerks of the Week – July 10, 2017
July 4, Bureaucrats and Narcs


Jerks of the Week – July 3, 2017
Jerks at Sahara Sam’s


Jerks of the Week – June 26, 2017
Unicorns, Cheapskates and Stalkers at Starbucks


Jerks of the Week – June 19, 2017
Jerks at the June Wedding


Jerks of the Week – June 12, 2017
The Eighth Day at Best Buy


Jerks of the Week – June 5, 2017
A Crappy Saturday


Jerks of the Week – May 29, 2017
Plagiarism Accusations


Jerks of the Week – May 22, 2017
The Best Buy Trilogy: 2017 Edition


Jerks of the Week – May 15, 2017
Trouble at Water Aerobics Class


Jerks of the Week – May 8, 2017
Jerks at the Card Show


Jerks of the Week – May 1, 2017
Wendy’s


Jerks of the Week – April 24, 2017
Jerk of the Year: Hackers


Jerks of the Week – April 17, 2017
Pepsi Commercial, McDonald’s Commercial, Twitter Blockers


Jerks of the Week – April 10, 2017
New Marriage, Angry Marriage


Jerks of the Week – April 3, 2017
April Fools and April Truths V


Jerks of the Week – March 27, 2017
Get Out and the Death of Macy’s


Jerks of the Week – March 20, 2017
Talking Buses and the Quarter Thief


Jerks of the Week – March 13, 2017
Baja Fresh and Food Douches


Jerks of the Week – March 6, 2017
Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 4


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2017
Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 3


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2017
Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2017
Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2017
The Warning, the Weasel and the Weirdo on a Whacky Wednesday


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2017
Tales from the Hot Tub


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2017
Skeletor’s Hot Takes


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2017
Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2017
Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2017
Self-Entitled Douche Bag Kids


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2016
Christmas Shopping 2016


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2016
Relaxation Saturday


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2016
My Best Friend’s Wedding


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2016
Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 2: The Rocky Horror Picture Show


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2016
Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2016
Cobb Salads and Gym Desk Workers Who Hate Me


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2016
Halloween and the Election


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2016
Grub Burger Bar


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2016
Old Lady Hate, Old Lady Love


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2016
Timeless


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2016
The Vuse Odyssey


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2016
Seven Years


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2016
Tales of the Ailing Foot


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2016
Twelve Girls, Five Boys, $55 Million, and the Future


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2016
Dead Man in My Pool


Jerk of the Year – Sept. 5, 2016
Colin Kaepernick (plus video of me getting spanked by a hot nurse)


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2016
Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2016
Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2016
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2016


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 8, 2016
Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Prostitutes and Macaroni and Cheese


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 1, 2016
Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Cowabunga Bay


Jerks of the Week – July 25, 2016
Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group and the Spanking


Jerks of the Week – July 18, 2016
Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport


Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2016
Jerks of the Birthday Party: Knee to the Balls


Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2016
Shirtless Fish Tank Man and Facebook Douche


Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2016
Twitter Social Justice Warriors


Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2016
Getting Lost and Poisoned


Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2016
Sad Mushrooms, Lonely Potatoes and Angry Men


Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2016
Water Aerobics


Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2016
Bar Conversations


Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2016
Tales of Five Errands


Jerks of the Week – May 9, 2016
Adventures at Acme


Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2016
The Italian Cafe


Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2016
Toxic Hell, Revisited


Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2016
Starbucks Sucks


Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2016
Jerks of Bizarro Rite-Aid


Jerks of the Week – April 4, 2016
April Fools and April Truths IV


Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2016
Battle of the Gyms: Old Gym vs. LA Fitness


Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2016
Random Pictures on My Phone


Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2016
Meshack and Marco Manilla


Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2016
Lucifer


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 29, 2016
An Afternoon at McDonald’s


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2016
Night at the Spa: My First Massage Ever


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2016
Surprise in a Box, Crazy Woman at the Bank, Dumb Girl at the Spa


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2016
Macaroni’s


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2016
McPick 2


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2016
Seeing Star Wars


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2016
Powerball


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2016
December Heat Wave


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2016
The Top Five Jerks of 2015


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2015
Christmas Shopping Without a Baby


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2015
Christmas Shopping with a Baby


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2015
Mad Mex


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 7, 2015
Famous Dave’s


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2015
Another Wedding


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2015
The Trip to Pennhurst Asylum


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2015
Halloween 2015


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2015
Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2015
Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2015
The Shirtless A**hole Brigade


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2015
Weight Gain and VANDALISM


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2015
Jerks of the Gym Pool


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2015
Papal Visit 2015


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2015
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2015
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2015
Tubing Down the Delaware: A Near-Death Experience


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2015
Jerks of My Birthday – A Surprise in My Bed!


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 5: Slot Machines and Random Vegas Stuff


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 17, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 3: Vegas Dining Experiences


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 2: Mandalay Bay Hotel


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport


Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2015
Cookies, Chips and Bombs


Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2015
Stupid People in My Neighborhood


Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2015
Sherlock Walt, and the Cases of the Scrambled Eggs and Missing Pepsi Bag


Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2015
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 2


Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2015
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 1


Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2015
The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference – 2015 Edition


Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2015
Tales from the Baby Pool


Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2015
Uzbekistan


Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2015
Memorial Day Grocery Shopping at Giant


Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2015
A Tale of Four Neighborhoods: Con Artists, Dog Poop and a Stolen Watch


Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2015
Roger Goodell and the NFL (Special Mid-Week Jerk!)


Jerks of the Week – May 18, 2015
Catching Up on Gym Jerks: Two Abominations, Two Creeps and a Monster


Jerks of the Week – May 11, 2015
A Racist, a Woman-Beater and a Horse – the Greatest Sports Day Ever


Jerks of the Week – May 4, 2015
Puppy-Training Classes


Jerks of the Week – April 27, 2015
Gym Jerks – with Pictures!


Jerks of the Week – April 20, 2015
It Follows


Jerks of the Week – April 13, 2015
Bottom Dollar Closes – Part II


Jerks of the Week – April 6, 2015
Bottom Dollar Closes – Part I


Jerks of the Week – March 30, 2015
April Fools and April Truths III


Jerks of the Week – March 23, 2015
The Old Man, the Heroic Man, and the Desperate Man


Jerks of the Week – March 16, 2015
The News: Predators, Mushrooms, the Weather and the Undead


Jerks of the Week – March 9, 2015
Valentine’s Day Gifts


Jerks of the Week – March 2, 2015
Disappearing Jerks: the Loser, the Douche, the Hobo and My Food


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 23, 2015
Gym Patrons and Their Mistakes


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 16, 2015
Return to Kyoto – The Japanese Nightmare


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 9, 2015
Jerry Jackson


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 2, 2015
Paranoia, Incest and Near-Death – All at the Gym!


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 26, 2015
Going to the Flyers Game


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 19, 2015
Return to Parx Casino


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 12, 2015
Chris Christie, Clorox, Gay Jokes


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 5, 2015
More Christmas Shopping


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 29, 2014
2014, Year in Review


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 22, 2014
Jerks of Christmas Shopping, 2014


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 15, 2014
Idiots at the Gym


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 8, 2014
Septa Train Zombies


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 1, 2014
Lifeguard Training Day


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 24, 2014
Too Many Cooks


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 17, 2014
Halloween and Orange Juice


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 10, 2014
Dunkin Donuts


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 3, 2014
Kyoto and Japanese Food


Jerks of the Week – Oct, 27, 2014
Mario Lopez and Lily Adams


Jerks of the Week – Oct, 20, 2014
My Quest for a Lasagna Pan


Jerks of the Week – Oct, 13, 2014
Telling the Truth


Jerks of the Week – Oct, 6, 2014
Birthday Shopping at the Mall


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 29, 2014
Dinners to Go


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 22, 2014
Philadelphia


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 15, 2014
All Waiters Hate Me


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 8, 2014
Befriending Those Who Want to Kill Me


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 1, 2014
Little League World Series, Morning Radio Shows


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 25, 2014
Why True Blood Sucks


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 18, 2014
Selfies and Spammers


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 11, 2014
Shopping for Bras, Dominatrix Items and Stolen Goods


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 4, 2014
Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2014


Jerks of the Week – July 28, 2014
The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 3 – Jerks of the Hotel and Ybor


Jerks of the Week – July 21, 2014
The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 2 – Jerks of Disney World


Jerks of the Week – July 14, 2014
The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 1 – Philadelphia International Airport


Jerks of the Week – July 7, 2014
Dumb Kids, an Old Pervert and a Lunatic


Jerks of the Week – June 30, 2014
Girl Meets World, Sushi and Soccer


Jerks of the Week – June 23, 2014
Therapy Pool Abominations


Jerks of the Week – June 16, 2014
Sprint Framily Plan Commercials


Jerks of the Week – June 9, 2014
Jerks of the DMV


Jerks of the Week – June 2, 2014
Five-Year Anniversary: 50 Apologies


Jerks of the Week – May 26, 2014
Night of the Six Stink Eyes


Jerks of the Week – May 19, 2014
Internet Idiots


Jerks of the Week – May 12, 2014
Hate Mail, Part 2


Jerks of the Week – May 5, 2014
Hate Mail, Part 1


Jerks of the Week – April 28, 2014
People Plotting My Death


Jerks of the Week – April 21, 2014
How I Met My Cell Phone


Jerks of the Week – April 14, 2014
Bad Omens Monday


Jerks of the Week – April 7, 2014
Clothes Shopping


Jerk of the Year – April 1, 2014
How I Met Your Mother Finale


Jerks of the Week – March 31, 2014
April Fools and April Truths II


Jerks of the Week – March 24, 2014
Downtown Business Meeting


Jerks of the Week – March 17, 2014
Jerks of the Old Gym


Jerks of the Week – March 10, 2014
Winter Olympics


Jerks of the Week – March 3, 2014
Valentine’s Day Commercials 2014


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 24, 2014
Week of Hell, Part 3: The Great Flood


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 17, 2014
Week of Hell, Part 2: Power Outage


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 10, 2014
Week of Hell, Part 1: Stomach Virus


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 3, 2014
Cooking with Me


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 27, 2014
Just Wright


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 20, 2014
People Who Steal From Me


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 13, 2014
Snowed In and Going Insane


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 6, 2014
Christmas Shopping 2013


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 30, 2013
The Twelve Jerks of Christmas


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 23, 2013
Toyotathon Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 16, 2013
My Elliptical – Struggles of a Fat Man


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 9, 2013
Weird Food, Terrible Music and Rude Service


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 2, 2013
AT&T It’s Not Complicated Commercials Part 2





Jerks of the Week – Nov. 25, 2013
Pizza Gluttony


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 18, 2013
The Seven Deadly Jerks at Bravo!


Jerk of the Year – Nov. 11, 2013
Redskins Team Name Controversy


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 4, 2013
Jerk-or-Treaters


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 28, 2013
WalterFootball and the Case of the Kidnapped Granddaughter


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 21, 2013
Jerks of the Mall: Hot Chicks vs. Ugly A**holes


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 14, 2013
Cereal Trilogy


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 7, 2013
Urban Education: Getting Pregnant at 13




Jerks of the Week – Sept. 30, 2013
The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 23, 2013
The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 3: Return of Soulless-Eye Lady


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 16, 2013
The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 2: Confrontation Friday


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 9, 2013
The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 1: Windows 8 and the Geek Squad


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 2, 2013
Jerks of the WalterFootball.com Forum Party


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 26, 2013
Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 3: Lots of Hot Chicks


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 19, 2013
Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 2: Eternal Life


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 12, 2013
Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 1: The Drowning Fat Man


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 5, 2013
The Tampa Trilogy, Part 4 – The Strange Woman Who Wanted to Give Me Head




Jerks of the Week – July 29, 2013
The Tampa Trilogy, Part 3 – The Serial Killer and the Dance-Bang Girl


Jerks of the Week – July 22, 2013
The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 – First Beach Day and Two Nights Out


Jerks of the Week – July 15, 2013
The Tampa Trilogy, Part 1 – Jerks at the Airport


Jerks of the Week – July 8, 2013
Master Zumba Invitation & Female Stalkers


Jerks of the Week – July 1, 2013
Jerks of Election Day – Damsel in Distress


Jerks of the Week – June 24, 2013
Attack of the White Trash Brigade


Jerks of the Week – June 17, 2013
Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows


Jerks of the Week – June 10, 2013
Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day


Jerks of the Week – June 3, 2013
The People We Saw at Kenny’s


Jerks of the Week – May 27, 2013
Jerks of the May 18 Wedding


Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2013
Internet Idiots II


Jerks of the Week – May 13, 2013
Sunday Shopping


Jerks of the Week – May 6, 2013
Jerks of the Housewarming Party


Jerks of the Week – April 29, 2013
Hot Tub Adventures


Jerks of the Week – April 22, 2013
Saladworks Patrons


Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2013
Jerks of New Computer Day


Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2013
Jerks of Walnut Grove


Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2013
April Fools and April Truths


Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2013
It’s Not Complicated AT&T Commercials


Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2013
My Second Stalker, Jerks of the Old Gym Pool & Locker Room


Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2013
Blizzard of 2013


Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2013
Jerks of Tulane


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 25, 2013
Jerks of New Orleans


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 18, 2013
Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 11, 2013
Jerks of Bowling Night


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 4, 2013
Jerks of Tango: Where They’ll Be in 2020


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 28, 2013
One Final Night at Tango


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 21, 2013
Jerks of My Cousin’s Wedding


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 14, 2013
Jerks of Christmas Week


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 7, 2013
Jerks of Christmas Shopping


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 31, 2012
Lexus December to Remember Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 24, 2012
Christmas Jewelry Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 17, 2012
Jerks of Black Friday


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 10, 2012
Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters’ Wedding


Jerk of the Year – Dec. 3, 2012
Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons


Jerk of the Year – Nov. 26, 2012
Jerks of My Neighborhood


Jerk of the Year – Nov. 19, 2012
It’s Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 12, 2012
Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 5, 2012
Hurricane Sandy


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 29, 2012
Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 22, 2012
Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 15, 2012
Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 8, 2012
Samsung Galaxy S III, Randon Phone Pictures


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 1, 2012
Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 24, 2012
Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 17, 2012
Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 10, 2012
Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 3, 2012
Jerks of the Drunken Weekend


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 27, 2012
Crappy Commercials Part IV


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 20, 2012
Crappy Commercials Part III


Jerk of the Year – Aug. 13, 2012
The Olympics


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 6, 2012
Jerks of the Vacation


Jerks of the Week – July 30, 2012
Jerks of the Flight – Live Retro Blog


Jerks of the Week – July 23, 2012
Jerks of the Bar


Jerks of the Week – July 16, 2012
Drunkest Guy Ever


Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2012
Jerks of Toscana


Jerks of the Week – July 2, 2012
Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People


Jerks of the Week – June 25, 2012
Jerks at Prometheus


Jerks of the Week – June 18, 2012
The Eight Grievances of June 8


Jerks of the Week – June 11, 2012
The Four Fat Ladies


Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2012
Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties


Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2012
Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day


Jerks of the Week – May 14, 2012
The Adventures of My Beard


Jerks of the Week – May 7, 2012
Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)


Jerks of the Week – April 30, 2012
Jerks of Wawa


Jerks of the Week – April 23, 2012
Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening


Jerks of the Week – April 16, 2012
Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me


Jerks of the Week – April 9, 2012
Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool


Jerks of the Week – April 2, 2012
Crappy Commercials Part II


Jerks of the Week – March 26, 2012
Crappy Commercials Part I


Jerks of the Week – March 19, 2012
Jerks of St. Patrick’s Day


Jerks of the Week – March 12, 2012
Shoe Bench Man, Bear’s Lover, Tanning Tax Man


Jerks of the Week – March 5, 2012
The Wednesday from Hell


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2012
Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin’s Brother, Tango Stalker


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2012
Valentine’s Day Jewelry Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2012
High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2012
Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2012
Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2012
Tango, Mia, Hollywood


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2012
Hot Tub Etiquette


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2012
Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2012
Jerks of Parx Casino


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2011
Christmas Jerks of the Mall


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2011
Jerks of the Bar (Maggio’s)


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2011
Lexus December to Remember Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2011
Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2011
Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2011
Jerks of the Wedding


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2011
Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2011
Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2011
Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer’s Mom


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2011
Jerks of Megatron’s Mistress Weekend


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2011
The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2011
Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2011
Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2011
Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2011
Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 12, 2011
Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 5, 2011
Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2011
Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2011
Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2011
Birthday Jerks


Jerks of the Jersey Shore – Aug. 8, 2011
Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants


Jerks of the Jersey Shore – Aug. 1, 2011
Jerks of the Pool


Jerks of the Jersey Shore – July 25, 2011
Jerks of the Boardwalk


Jerks of the Jersey Shore – July 18, 2011
Jerks of the Beach


Jerks of the Week – July 11, 2011
Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee


Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2011
Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast


Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2011
Jerks at Dennis’ Party, Jerks at Polina’s Party, Always Late Man


Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2011
Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade


Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2011
Jamie’s Party


Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2011
My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man


Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2011
Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil


Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2011
Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav’s Swim Buddies


Jerks of the Week Special – May 23, 2011
Russian Conspiracy


Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2011
Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics


Jerk of the Year – May 9, 2011
Rashard Mendenhall


Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2011
Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden


Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2011
Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update


Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2011
Ces’ Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man


Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2011
Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput


Jerks of the Week – April 4, 2011
Twitter Idiots


Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2011
Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl


Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2011
Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers


Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2011
Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker


Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2011
White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 28, 2011
Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 21, 2011
Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, “Racist” Super Bowl Commercial


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 14, 2011
Valentine’s Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 7, 2011
Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 31, 2011
Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 24, 2011
George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 17, 2011
Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 10, 2011
Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 3, 2011
Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 27, 2010
Christmas Lexus Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 20, 2010
The Twelve Jerks of Christmas


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 13, 2010
No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 6, 2010
My 10-Year High School Reunion


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 29, 2010
QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 22, 2010
Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 15, 2010
Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 8, 2010
Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 1, 2010
Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 25, 2010
No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 18, 2010
Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 11, 2010
Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre’s Wrangler Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 4, 2010
The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2010
Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2010
Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 13, 2010
BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 6, 2010
Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That Man


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 30, 2010
My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 23, 2010
The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 16, 2010
Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 9, 2010
Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2010
Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags


Jerks of the Week – July 26, 2010
Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats


Jerks of the Week – July 19, 2010
NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris


Jerks of the Week – July 12, 2010
LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever


Jerk of the Year – July 5, 2010
Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)


Jerks of the Week – June 28, 2010
Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager


Jerks of the Week – June 21, 2010
The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh


Jerks of the Week – June 14, 2010
Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day


Jerks of the Week – June 7, 2010
New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath


Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary – May 31, 2010
Live Wedding Retro Blog


Jerks of the Week Special Edition – Lost Ending
How the ending of LOST made sense and why I liked it.


Jerks of the Week – May 24, 2010
Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man


Jerks of the Week Special Edition – Lost Finale
Lost recap, thoughts and oddities for the finale.


Jerks of the Week – May 17, 2010
West Chester’s Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks


Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2010
Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black – Long Version)


Jerks of the Week – May 3, 2010
Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer


Jerks of the Week – April 26, 2010
Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf’s Two Kids


Jerks of the Week – April 19, 2010
People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype


Jerks of the Week – April 12, 2010
Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways


Jerks of the Week – April 5, 2010
TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers


Jerks of the Week – March 29, 2010
Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black


Jerks of the Week – March 22, 2010
Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black


Jerks of the Week – March 15, 2010
Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President…


Jerks of the Week – March 8, 2010
Women With No Personality, Women Who Don’t Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette


Jerks of the Week – March 1, 2010
Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2010
Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2010
Winter Olympics, Valentine’s Day, More Jewelry Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2010
VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes


Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2010
Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2010
PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2010
Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2010
Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers


Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2010
Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2009
Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2009
Jerks at the Mall


Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2009
University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me


Jerk of the Holidays – Dec. 7, 2009
Tiger Woods


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2009
Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2009
Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2009
Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2009
Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party


Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2009
Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2009
Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2009
Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2009
Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden


Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2009
Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2009
People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2009
Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2009
Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons


Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2009
Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Waitresses at Bertucci’s


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2009
My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football League, Philadelphia


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2009
I’m Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester


Jerks of the Year – Aug. 17, 2009
The Philadelphia Eagles


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2009
Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor’s Evil Kids


Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2009
ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau


Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2009
Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar


Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2009
Erin Andrews’ Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors


Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2009
Jacko’s Ghost, Women Who Don’t List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor’s Kid


Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2009
Spammers, Old Pervert in Sauna, Steve McNair’s Killer(s)


Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2009
Google Maps, GPS, Harper’s Island Characters


Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2009
Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty


Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2009
NBC’s Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster


Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2009
Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys


Jerks of the Week – May 31, 2009
Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein








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Jerks of the Week - Jan. 16, 2023: The Pool Valet
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 9, 2023: Life in the British Empire
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Jerks of the Week - Nov. 28, 2022: My Lane Buddy
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 21, 2022: PECO
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Jerks of the Week - Nov. 7, 2022: The Nanny Hunt
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 31, 2022: The Neighborhood Update
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 24, 2022: Lonely Duck Man
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 17, 2022: My Reign as King
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Jerks of the Week - July 18, 2022: People Who Still Wear Masks
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Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2022: Lust and Anger at LA Fitness
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Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2022: Verizon Frustrations
Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2022: Goodbye, Masks!
Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2022: Twitter Trolling
Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2022: The Golden Girls and the Russian Brute
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Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2020: Back to Restaurants
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Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2020: CHAZ Losers
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Jerks of the Week - May 4, 2020: Welcome to Miami, Part 4: The Best Burger Place in the World
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Jerks of the Week - March 23, 2020: Dumb People in the Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic
Jerks of the Week - March 16, 2020: Wuhan Coronavirus
Jerks of the Week - March 9, 2020: Car Inspections
Jerks of the Week - March 2, 2020: Star Trek Picard
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 24, 2020: Nephtali Diaz
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 17, 2020: 2020 Oscars Golden Academy Awards and the Dana Schwartz South Park Tweet
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 10, 2020: The Golden Global Awards and the British Royals
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 3, 2020: Tiny Lifeguard, Cookie Monster Lady, Handsome Men in the Locker Room
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 27, 2020: Worst Best Dinner Ever: My Nifty Fifty's Saga
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 20, 2020: Millennials and Man Buns
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 13, 2020: Happy New Year, 2020
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Jerks of the Week - Dec. 23, 2019: Daughter for Sale
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 16, 2019: Mall Joker
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 9, 2019: Downton Abbey: The Movie
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 2, 2019: Our Healthcare System
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 25, 2019: The Most Popular Musicians
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 18, 2019: It's Raining Men
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 11, 2019: Trick-or-Treaters, 2019
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 4, 2019: The Mark Zuckerberg Testimony
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 28, 2019: The Worst Beer Purchase
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 21, 2019: The Worst Song Ever
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Jerks of the Week - Sept. 30, 2019: Horny Hot Tub Guys
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 23, 2019: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 5: The Many Random Jerks of Las Vegas
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Jerks of the Week - Aug. 26, 2019: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 19, 2019: The Word "Stupid" and Birthday with the Nephews
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 12, 2019: The Sensory Deprivation Chamber
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 5, 2019: Jerks of the Baltimore Wedding: Part 2
Jerks of the Week - July 29, 2019: Jerks of the Baltimore Wedding: Part 1
Jerks of the Week - July 22, 2019: Welfare Shouting Match and FAAAAARKS!!!!!
Jerks of the Week - July 15, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 5 - Attack of the Black Flies
Jerks of the Week - July 8, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 4 - Sewage Water and No Hot Dogs
Jerks of the Week - July 1, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 3 - More Poop Encounters
Jerks of the Week - June 24, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 2 - Sherlock's First Day at the Beach
Jerks of the Week - June 17, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 1
Jerks of the Week - June 10, 2019: The 10-Year Jerks of the Week Anniversary
Jerks of the Week - June 3, 2019: Bingo Night
Jerks of the Week - May 27, 2019: The One-Year Anniversary
Jerks of the Week - May 20, 2019: The Abomination That Was Game of Thrones: Season 8, Episode 5
Jerks of the Week - May 13, 2019: Return to the Poop Gym
Jerks of the Week - May 6, 2019: Saladworks Weirdos
Jerks of the Week - April 29, 2019: Taco Hell, 2019
Jerks of the Week - April 22, 2019: Wedding Ablaze
Jerks of the Week - April 15, 2019: The Worst Waitress of All Time
Jerks of the Week - April 8, 2019: AsianDating.com
Jerks of the Week - April 1, 2019: April Fools and April Truths VII
Jerks of the Week - March 25, 2019: Hibachi Restaurant Hates Me
Jerks of the Week - March 18, 2019: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 4
Jerks of the Week - March 11, 2019: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 3
Jerks of the Week - March 4, 2019: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 25, 2019: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 18, 2019: Scott Sports
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 11, 2019: Flies in My Salad
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 4, 2019: Rat Feces in My Pizza
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 28, 2019: Someone Hit on Me at the Gym
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 21, 2019: Adventures at the Chinese Buffet
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 14, 2019: A Million Little Things
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 7, 2019: 2018 Christmas Commercials
Jerks of the Year - Dec. 31, 2018: The Facebook Beggar
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 24, 2018: Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 17, 2018: Cat Lady, Thanksgiving Woman and the Shower Hags
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 10, 2018: Thomas Middleditch Verizon Commercials (Again)
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 3, 2018: Slow and Sucky Subway
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 26, 2018: Battle of the Sexes
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 19, 2018: Stories of Bill Cosby, Gym Vacations and Cheesesteaks
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 12, 2018: Jerks at the Zombie Circus
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 5, 2018: Halloween
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 29, 2018: Jerks of the Gym: Where's the Peef?
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 22, 2018: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 4: My Near-Fight at Cowabunga Bay
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 15, 2018: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3: A Serial Killer Bird and Twin Peaks, the Restaurant
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 8, 2018: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2: The Mandarin Oriental Pool
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 1, 2018: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 24, 2018: YouTube Personalities
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 17, 2018: Friends from College
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 10, 2018: Aladdin on Broadway
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 3, 2018: The Beach Weekend Wedding
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 27, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon - Part 6
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 20, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon - Part 5
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 13, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon - Part 4
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 6, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon - Part 3
Jerks of the Week - July 30, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon - Part 2
Jerks of the Week - July 23, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon - Part 1
Jerks of the Week - July 16, 2018: Jerks of the First Mall Trip as a Married Couple
Jerks of the Week - July 9, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding - Part 4
Jerks of the Week - July 2, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding - Part 3
Jerks of the Week - June 25, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding - Part 2
Jerks of the Week - June 18, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding - Part 1
Jerks of the Week - June 11, 2018: Jerks of My Bachelor Party - Part 2
Jerks of the Week - June 4, 2018: Jerks of My Bachelor Party - Part 1
Jerks of the Week - May 28, 2018: The Unhappy Meals
Jerks of the Week - May 21, 2018: The Countdown, the Pervert and the Woman from Hell
Jerks of the Week - May 14, 2018: Jerks of Chik-fil-A
Jerks of the Week - May 7, 2018: Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips
Jerks of the Week - April 30, 2018: Jerks of Boston Market
Jerks of the Week - April 23, 2018: A Very S***ty Day
Jerks of the Week - April 16, 2018: Jerks of the Niece's Birthday Party
Jerks of the Week - April 9, 2018: The Nearly Forgotten Jerks of My Mom's Birthday
Jerks of the Week - April 2, 2018: April Fools and April Truths VI
Jerks of the Week - March 26, 2018: Katy Perry
Jerks of the Week - March 19, 2018: Tipping Starbucks Cashiers
Jerks of the Week - March 12, 2018: Mega Jerks at the Gym
Jerks of the Year - March 5, 2018: Nazi Hot Tub Man
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 26, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 4
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 19, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 3
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 12, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 5, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 29, 2018: Smart Barista, Dumb Comcast Worker and Best Friends
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 22, 2018: Johnny Manziel's Cousin and the Lifesaver Mint Conspiracy
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 15, 2018: Crappy Italian Restaurant
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 8, 2018: Pre-Christmas Jerks
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 1, 2018: The 12 Things I Hate About Christmas
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 25, 2017: The Walnut Grove Township Meeting
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 18, 2017: Hallmark Movies
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 11, 2017: Verizon Guy
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 4, 2017: My Friend Drew, and the Craziest Facebook Conversation Ever
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 27, 2017: Angry, Old Men, and Sara the Starbucks Scumbag
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 20, 2017: More Jerks at the Card Show
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 13, 2017: Goodbye, AIM
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 6, 2017: I Have a Beautiful Figure Again
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 30, 2017: Haunted Attractions
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 23, 2017: Streaming Hipsters and CBS All-Access
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 16, 2017: The Gym Cesspool
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 9, 2017: Hayley Geftman-Gold, Redskins Marching Band Play, Memes Chip Guy
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 2, 2017: Shirtless Hooligans at the Mall
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 25, 2017: On the Road to Margate
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 18, 2017: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 11, 2017: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 4, 2017: Pathetic Jokester, Conspiracy Theorist and Hot Tub A**hole
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 28, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 5: Not Hurricane Harvey, But Apparently Close
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 21, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 14, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Vegas
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 7, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist
Jerks of the Week - July 31, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on the Airplane
Jerks of the Week - July 24, 2017: The Return to My LA Fitness
Jerks of the Week - July 17, 2017: The British Invade LA Fitness!
Jerks of the Week - July 10, 2017: July 4, Bureaucrats and Narcs
Jerks of the Week - July 3, 2017: Jerks at Sahara Sam's
Jerks of the Week - June 26, 2017: Unicorns, Cheapskates and Stalkers at Starbucks
Jerks of the Week - June 19, 2017: Jerks at the June Wedding
Jerks of the Week - June 12, 2017: The Eighth Day at Best Buy
Jerks of the Week - June 5, 2017: A Crappy Saturday
Jerks of the Week - May 29, 2017: Plagiarism Accusations
Jerks of the Week - May 22, 2017: The Best Buy Trilogy: 2017 Edition
Jerks of the Week - May 15, 2017: Trouble at Water Aerobics Class
Jerks of the Week - May 8, 2017: Jerks at the Card Show
Jerks of the Week - May 1, 2017: Wendy's
Jerks of the Week - April 24, 2017: Jerk of the Year: Hackers
Jerks of the Week - April 17, 2017: Pepsi Commercial, McDonald's Commercial, Twitter Blockers
Jerks of the Week - April 10, 2017: New Marriage, Angry Marriage
Jerks of the Week - April 3, 2017: April Fools and April Truths V
Jerks of the Week - March 27, 2017: Get Out and the Death of Macy's
Jerks of the Week - March 20, 2017: Talking Buses and the Quarter Thief
Jerks of the Week - March 13, 2017: Baja Fresh and Food Douches
Jerks of the Week - March 6, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 4
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 27, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 3
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 20, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 13, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 6, 2017: The Warning, the Weasel and the Weirdo on a Whacky Wednesday
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 30, 2017: Tales from the Hot Tub
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 23, 2017: Skeletor's Hot Takes
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 16, 2017: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 9, 2017: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 2, 2017: Self-Entitled Douche Bag Kids
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 26, 2016: Christmas Shopping
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 19, 2016: Relaxation Saturday
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 12, 2016: My Best Friend's Wedding
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 5, 2016: Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 2: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 28, 2016: Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 21, 2016: Cobb Salads and Gym Desk Workers Who Hate Me
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 14, 2016: Halloween and the Election
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 7, 2016: Grub Burger Bar
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 31, 2016: Old Lady Hate, Old Lady Love
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 24, 2016: Timeless
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 17, 2016: The Vuse Odyssey
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 10, 2016: Seven Years
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 3, 2016: Tales of the Ailing Foot
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 26, 2016: Twelve Girls, Five Boys, $55 Million, and the Future
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 19, 2016: Dead Man in My Pool
Jerk of the Year - Sept. 5, 2016: Colin Kaepernick
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 29, 2016: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2016: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 15, 2016: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2016
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 8, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Prostitutes and Macaroni and Cheese
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 1, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Cowabunga Bay
Jerks of the Week - July 25, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group and the Spanking
Jerks of the Week - July 18, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week - July 4, 2016: Jerks of the Birthday Party: Knee to the Balls
Jerks of the Week - June 27, 2016: Shirtless Fish Tank Man and Facebook Douche
Jerks of the Week - June 20, 2016: Twitter Social Justice Warriors
Jerks of the Week - June 13, 2016: Getting Lost and Poisoned
Jerks of the Week - June 6, 2016: Sad Mushrooms, Lonely Potatoes and Angry Men
Jerks of the Week - May 30, 2016: Water Aerobics
Jerks of the Week - May 23, 2016: Bar Conversations
Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2016: Tales of Five Errands
Jerks of the Week - May 9, 2016: Adventures at Acme
Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2016: The Italian Cafe
Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2016: Toxic Hell, Revisited
Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2016: Starbucks Sucks
Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2016: Jerks of Bizarro Rite-Aid
Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2016: April Fools and April Truths IV
Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2016: Battle of the Gyms: Old Gym vs. LA Fitness
Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2016: Random Pictures on My Phone
Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2016: Meshack and Marco Manilla
Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2016: Lucifer
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 29, 2016: An Afternoon at McDonald's
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2016: Night at the Spa: My First Massage Ever
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2016: Surprise in a Box, Crazy Woman at the Bank, Dumb Girl at the Spa
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2016: Macaroni's
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2016: McPick 2
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2016: Seeing Star Wars
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2016: Powerball
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2016: December Heat Wave
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2016: The Top Five Jerks of 2015
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2015: Christmas Shopping Without a Baby
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2015: Christmas Shopping with a Baby
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2015: Mad Mex
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 7, 2015: Famous Dave's
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2015: Another Wedding
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2015: The Trip to Pennhurst Asylum
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2015: Halloween 2015
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2015: Jerks at My Sister's Wedding - Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2015: Jerks at My Sister's Wedding - Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2015: The Shirtless A**hole Brigade
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2015: Weight Gain and VANDALISM
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2015: Jerks of the Gym Pool
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2015: Papal Visit 2015
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 1
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2015: Tubing Down the Delaware: A Near-Death Experience
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2015: Jerks of My Birthday - A Surprise in My Bed!
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 5: Slot Machines and Random Vegas Stuff
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 17, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 3: Vegas Dining Experiences
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 2: Mandalay Bay Hotel
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2015: Cookies, Chips and Bombs
Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2015: Stupid People in My Neighborhood
Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2015: Sherlock Walt, and the Cases of the Scrambled Eggs and Missing Pepsi Bag
Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 2
Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 1
Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2015: The Philadelphia Writers' Conference - 2015 Edition
Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2015: Tales from the Baby Pool
Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2015: Uzbekistan
Jerks of the Week - June 1, 2015: Memorial Day Grocery Shopping at Giant
Jerks of the Week - May 25, 2015: A Tale of Four Neighborhoods: Con Artists, Dog Poop and a Stolen Watch
Jerks of the Week - May 20, 2015: Roger Goodell
Jerks of the Week - May 18, 2015: Catching Up on Gym Jerks: Two Abominations, Two Creeps and a Monster
Jerks of the Week - May 11, 2015: A Racist, a Woman-Beater and a Horse - the Greatest Sports Day Ever
Jerks of the Week - May 4, 2015: Puppy-Training Classes
Jerks of the Week - April 27, 2015: Gym Jerks - with Pictures!
Jerks of the Week - April 20, 2015: It Follows
Jerks of the Week - April 13, 2015: Bottom Dollar Closes - Part II
Jerks of the Week - April 6, 2015: Bottom Dollar Closes - Part I
Jerks of the Week - March 30, 2015: April Fools and April Truths III
Jerks of the Week - March 23, 2015: The Old Man, the Heroic Man, and the Desperate Man
Jerks of the Week - March 16, 2015: The News: Predators, Mushrooms, the Weather and the Undead
Jerks of the Week - March 9, 2015: Valentine's Day Gifts
Jerks of the Week - March 2, 2015: Disappearing Jerks: the Loser, the Douche, the Hobo and My Food
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 23, 2015: Gym Patrons and Their Mistakes
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 16, 2015: Return to Kyoto - The Japanese Nightmare
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 9, 2015: Jerry Jackson
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 2, 2015: Paranoia, Incest and Near-Death - All at the Gym!
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 26, 2015: Going to the Flyers Game
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 19, 2015: Return to Parx Casino
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 12, 2015: Chris Christie, Clorox, Gay Jokes
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 5, 2015: More Christmas Shopping
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 29, 2014: 2014, Year in Review
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 22, 2014: Jerks of Christmas Shopping, 2014
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 15, 2014: Idiots at the Gym
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 8, 2014: Septa Train Zombies
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 1, 2014: Lifeguard Training Day
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 24, 2014: Too Many Cooks
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 17, 2014: Halloween and Orange Juice
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 10, 2014: Dunkin Donuts
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 3, 2014: Kyoto and Japanese Food
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 27, 2014: Mario Lopez and Lily Adams
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 20, 2014: My Quest for a Lasagna Pan
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 13, 2014: Telling the Truth
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 6, 2014: Birthday Shopping at the Mall
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 29, 2014: Dinners to Go
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 22, 2014: Philadelphia
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 15, 2014: All Waiters Hate Me
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 8, 2014: Befriending Those Who Want to Kill Me
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 1, 2014: Little League World Series, Morning Radio Shows
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 25, 2014: Why True Blood Sucks
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 18, 2014: Selfies and Spammers
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 11, 2014: Shopping for Bras, Dominatrix Items and Stolen Goods
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 4, 2014: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2014
Jerks of the Week - July 28, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 3 - Jerks of the Hotel and Ybor
Jerks of the Week - July 21, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 2 - Jerks of Disney World
Jerks of the Week - July 14, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 1 - Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week - July 7, 2014: Dumb Kids, an Old Pervert and a Lunatic
Jerks of the Week - June 30, 2014: Girl Meets World, Sushi and Soccer
Jerks of the Week - June 23, 2014: Therapy Pool Abominations
Jerks of the Week - June 16, 2014: Sprint Framily Commercials
Jerks of the Week - June 9, 2014: Jerks of the DMV
Jerks of the Week - June 2, 2014: Five-Year Anniversary: 50 Apologies
Jerks of the Week - May 26, 2014: Night of the Six Stink Eyes
Jerks of the Week - May 19, 2014: Internet Idiots III
Jerks of the Week - May 12, 2014: Hate Mail, Part 2
Jerks of the Week - May 5, 2014: Hate Mail, Part 1
Jerks of the Week - April 28, 2014: People Plotting My Death
Jerks of the Week - April 21, 2014: How I Met My Cell Phone
Jerks of the Week - April 14, 2014: Bad Omens Monday
Jerks of the Week - April 7, 2014: Clothes Shopping
Jerk of the Year - April 1, 2014: How I Met Your Mother Finale
Jerks of the Week - March 31, 2014: April Fools and April Truths II
Jerks of the Week - March 24, 2014: Downtown Business Meeting
Jerks of the Week - March 17, 2014: Jerks of the Old Gym
Jerks of the Week - March 10, 2014: Winter Olympics
Jerks of the Week - March 3, 2014: Valentine's Day Commercials 2014
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 24, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 3: The Great Flood
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 17, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 2: Power Outage
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 10, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 1: Stomach Virus
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 3, 2014: Cooking with Me
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 27, 2014: Just Wright
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 20, 2014: People Who Steal From Me
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 13, 2014: Snowed In and Going Insane
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 6, 2014: Christmas Shopping 2013
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 30, 2013: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 23, 2013: Toyotathon Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 16, 2013: My Elliptical - Struggles of a Fat Man
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 9, 2013: Weird Food, Terrible Music and Rude Service
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 2, 2013: AT&T It's Not Complicated Commercials Part 2
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 25, 2013: Pizza Gluttony
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 18, 2013: The Seven Deadly Jerks at Bravo!
Jerk of the Year - Nov. 11, 2013: Redskins Team Name Controversy
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 4, 2013: Jerk-of-Treaters
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 28, 2013: WalterFootball and the Case of the Kidnapped Granddaughter
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 21, 2013: Jerks of the Mall: Hot Chicks vs. Ugly A**holes
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 14, 2013: Cereal Trilogy
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 7, 2013: Urban Education: Getting Pregnant at 13
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 30, 2013: The Philadelphia Writers' Conference
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 23, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 3: Return of Soulless-Eye Lady
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 16, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 2: Confrontation Friday
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 9, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 1: Windows 8 and the Geek Squad
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 2, 2013: Jerks of the WalterFootball.com Forum Party
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 26, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 3: Lots of Hot Chicks
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 19, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 2: Eternal Life
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 12, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 1: The Drowning Fat Man
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 5, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 4 - The Strange Woman Who Wanted to Give Me Head
Jerks of the Week - July 29, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 3 - The Serial Killer and the Dance-Bang Girl
Jerks of the Week - July 22, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 - First Beach Day and Two Nights Out
Jerks of the Week - July 15, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 1 - Jerks at the Airport
Jerks of the Week - July 8, 2013: Master Zumba Invitation & Female Stalkers
Jerks of the Week - July 1, 2013: Jerks of Election Day - Damsel in Distress
Jerks of the Week - June 24, 2013: Attack of the White Trash Brigade
Jerks of the Week - June 17, 2013: Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows
Jerks of the Week - June 10, 2013: Jerks of St. Stalin's Day
Jerks of the Week - June 3, 2013: The People We Saw at Kenny's
Jerks of the Week - May 27, 2013: Jerks of the May 18 Wedding
Jerks of the Week - May 20, 2013: Internet Idiots II
Jerks of the Week - May 13, 2013: Sunday Shopping
Jerks of the Week - May 6, 2013: Jerks of the Housewarming Party
Jerks of the Week - April 29, 2013: Hot Tub Adventures
Jerks of the Week - April 22, 2013: Jerks of Saladworks
Jerks of the Week - April 15, 2013: Jerks of New Computer Day
Jerks of the Week - April 8, 2013: Jerks of Walnut Grove
Jerks of the Week - April 1, 2013: April Fools and April Truths
Jerks of the Week - March 25, 2013: It's Not Complicated AT&T Commercials
Jerks of the Week - March 18, 2013: My Second Stalker, Jerks of the Old Gym Pool & Locker Room
Jerks of the Week - March 11, 2013: Blizzard of 2013
Jerks of the Week - March 4, 2013: Jerks of Tulane
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 25, 2013: Jerks of New Orleans
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 18, 2013: Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 11, 2013: Jerks of Bowling Night
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 4, 2013: Jerks of Tango: Where They'll Be in 2020
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 28, 2013: One Final Night at Tango
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 21, 2013: Jerks of My Cousin's Wedding
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 14, 2013: Jerks of Christmas Week
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 7, 2013: Christmas Shopping
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 31, 2012: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 24, 2012: Christmas Jewelry Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 17, 2012: Jerks of Black Friday
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 10, 2012: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters' Wedding
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 3, 2012: Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 26, 2012: Jerks of My Neighborhood
Jerk of the Year - Nov. 19, 2012: It's Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 12, 2012: Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 5, 2012: Hurricane Sandy
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 29, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 22, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 15, 2012: Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 8, 2012: Samsung Galaxy S III, Random Phone Pictures
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 1, 2012: Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 24, 2012: Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 17, 2012: Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 10, 2012: Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 3, 2012: Jerks of the Drunken Weekend
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 27, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part IV
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 20, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part III
Jerk of the Year - Aug. 13, 2012: The Olympics
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 6, 2012: Jerks of the Vacation
Jerks of the Week - July 30, 2012: Jerks of the Flight - Live Retro Blog
Jerks of the Week - July 23, 2012: Jerks of the Bar
Jerks of the Week - July 16, 2012: Drunkest Guy Ever
Jerks of the Week - July 9, 2012: Jerks of Toscana
Jerks of the Week - July 2, 2012: Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People
Jerks of the Week - June 25, 2012: Jerks at Prometheus
Jerks of the Week - June 18, 2012: The Eight Grievances of June 8
Jerks of the Week - June 11, 2012: The Four Fat Ladies
Jerks of the Week - May 28, 2012: Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties
Jerks of the Week - May 21, 2012: Jerks of St. Stalin's Day
Jerks of the Week - May 14, 2012: The Adventures of My Beard
Jerks of the Week - May 7, 2012: Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)
Jerks of the Week - April 30, 2012: Jerks of Wawa
Jerks of the Week - April 23, 2012: Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening
Jerks of the Week - April 16, 2012: Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me
Jerks of the Week - April 9, 2012: Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool
Jerks of the Week - April 2, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part II
Jerks of the Week - March 26, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part I
Jerks of the Week - March 19, 2012: Jerks of St. Patrick's Day
Jerks of the Week - March 12, 2012: Shoe Bench Man, Bear's Lover, Tanning Tax Man
Jerks of the Week - March 5, 2012: The Wednesday from Hell
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 27, 2012: Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin's Brother, Tango Stalker
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 20, 2012: Valentine's Day Jewelry Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 13, 2012: High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 6, 2012: Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 30, 2012: Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 23, 2012: Tango, Mia, Hollywood
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 16, 2012: Hot Tub Etiquette
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 9, 2012: Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 2, 2012: Jerks of Parx Casino
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 26, 2011: Christmas Jerks of the Mall
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 19, 2011: Jerks of the Bar (Maggio's)
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 12, 2011: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 5, 2011: Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 28, 2011: Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 21, 2011: Jerks of the Wedding
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 14, 2011: Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 7, 2011: Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 31, 2011: Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer's Mom
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 24, 2011: Jerks of Megatron's Mistress Weekend
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 17, 2011: The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 10, 2011: Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 3, 2011: Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 26, 2011: Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 19, 2011: Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks
Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants
Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool
Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk
Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach
Jerks of the Week - July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee
Jerks of the Week - July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast
Jerks of the Week - June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis' Party, Jerks at Polina's Party, Always Late Man
Jerks of the Week - June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade
Jerks of the Week - June 13, 2011: Jamie's Party
Jerks of the Week - June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man
Jerks of the Week - May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil
Jerks of the Week - May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav's Swim Buddies
Jerks of the Week Special - May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy
Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics
Jerk of the Year - May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall
Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden
Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update
Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2011: Ces' Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man
Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput
Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2011: Twitter Idiots
Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, "Racist" Super Bowl Commercial
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine's Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype
Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews' Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2009: Jacko's Ghost, Women Who Don't List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor's Kid
Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair's Killer(s)
Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper's Island Characters
Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2009: NBC's Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
Jerks of the Week - May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein




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