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2011 NFL Draft Mailbag

NFL Draft Mailbag Notes: These are not actually e-mails. They are comments left on the comment board in my 2011 NFL Mock Draft. I've included some of these comments and my responses to them.

4/3/11

2011 NFL Draft E-mails - Hate Mail

From Walter's A Fraud:

Walter, you've unprofessionally insulted Ryan Mallett repeatedly and multiples times you've said he's very unintelligent. You even said at one point that he could have a historically bad Wonderlic score. Turns out, he got a 26, above Cam Newton (21), Jake Locker (22), and the average (25). You were blatantly wrong. So how can we consider you or your sources credible?

--> Obviously the Wonderlic is a great measure of intelligence. Ryan Mallett did a great job pointing out that September is the ninth month of the year. Whoop dee freaking doo.

Mallett's 26 is probably the wrong score anyway. Chris Mortensen reported this, and he was already wrong about Blaine Gabbert's score. I heard from another source that Mallett scored a 9. So maybe he doesn't know what the ninth month of the year is.

From Mike:

Okay, I got it ... you don't like Chris Hope's performance. I've been reading for the past year since the Titans lost to Indy at home on MNF, but can you move past it? Do you really think Munch is going to bring in a QB without more OL protection?

--> Are you sure you get it? I don't think you get it. Quick, someone think of a Chris Hope joke so Mike can understand that Hope sucks.

The Titans have to bring in a new quarterback. They can't sell their fans on Rusty Smith and/or Kerry Collins for a year. No one would go to the games once the team loses its fifth in a row to start the 2011 season.

From KD:

the browns would instantly have the best secondary in the league by drafting Peterson? LOL. the packers would still be atop that category with ease, einstein. You're reasoning for many of these picks is idiotic and shallow

--> I love it when people call someone an idiot and screw up their grammar in the same sentence. At any rate, you could argue that the Packers would still be better there, but we don't know what Green Bay will get out of an aging Charles Woodson next year.

From Bob:

Walt, some of your opinions couldn't be more off base. I don't know where you get this stuff, hopefully you hear it else where and just regurgitate it, because if you actually believe some off the stuff that put in these mock drafts than you are crazy.

--> Sorry, I was just eating my own dingleberries. What are you saying about crazy!? I'm not crazy!!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!!!!!

From The April Fool's Mock isn't nearly this bad:

Since there are no comments on that humor abortion, I'll say it here. You're just a jacka**. Unfounded insults, the same tired routine no matter how often your "insight" is proven completely wrong, and Jimmy Clausen't microscopic QB IQ shoved all the way down your throat. Sadly, the April Fool's mock is supposed to be bad, but it just goes to show your a schmuck with pure douchebag sense of humor.

--> Yes!!! My goal was to sound like a schmuck with a pure douchebag sense of humor, so I have obviously succeeded. Thank you for the compliments!

Phil 04-04-2011 06:00 am xxx.xxx.xxx0.75 (total posts: 1)

Williams went up against better Ends than Okung !!

spurzo 04-04-2011 12:31 am xxx.xxx.xxx3.88 (total posts: 2)

When Mallett speaks I want to slap him, he sounds like an incredibly arrogant wigger. I do think he'll be a good qb for somebody though, especially if he gets picked between the 2nd and 3rd round as that should put him in his place and humble him a bit. Also, whenever Sanchez opens his mouth I want to slap him too, I bet Claussen wishes he had B Edwards and Holmes to throw to.

trisoman 04-03-2011 11:26 pm xxx.xxx.xxx0.35 (total posts: 1)

I laughed / felt sad simultaenously at the April Fools' mock when Qalt gave us a Tight End. Because it's true, and it's almost a joke now.

Haters gon' hate heh

Jshblessing 04-03-2011 08:44 pm xxx.xxx.xxx7.90 (total posts: 1)

Who are these pole smokers(not that there's anything wrong with that). The April fools mock was funny as sh!t. There is no proof to show that Mallet isn't dumb as sh!t. And I have no clue who Chris Hope is but if Walter says he sucks then he must be sh!t

John 04-03-2011 08:38 pm xxx.xxx.xxx88.9 (total posts: 2)

Haha wonderlic scores. Mallet got a 26, which means he'll be incredibly better than Marino, Bradshaw, or Jim Kelly who all had 15s. BETTER PICK MALLET FAST!

Neil 04-03-2011 02:30 pm xxx.xxx.xxx0.53 (total posts: 2)

The haters on here are one more sign of the world going to hell in a hand basket. ...And the sad thing is that they can most likely breed.

Walt provides a great FREE (yes free) service here...Loved the April Fools' draft. Had many lolz.

Brady 04-03-2011 01:39 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.102 (total posts: 1)

Hey TT one name for you. PACMAN JONES, he's the DB that Tennessee drafted 6th overall in 2005. He also spent the equivalent of three years (Slight Exaggeration) either suspended or in jail. He is also the reason why a Las Vegas bouncer can't walk. You want to compare Pacman to Talib. Really if thats what you want knock yourself?

dcljx15 04-03-2011 01:14 pm xxx.xxx.xxx8.32 (total posts: 1)

that first one by ark is hilarious hahahaha

lol 04-03-2011 12:22 pm xxx.xxx.xxx1.28 (total posts: 1)

the april fool's mock draft was hilarious if anyone tells you it isn't they can suck a fat one

and yes there is something wrong with that

Jake, 04-03-2011 10:06 am xxx.xxx.xxx.123 (total posts: 1)

I actually liked the april fools mock, but thats probably because A) Im not a homer, and B) I can take a joke.

But kudos to them for loving their team that much.

Wharthog 04-03-2011 09:41 am xxx.xxx.xxx.150 (total posts: 3)

Wow. It never ceases to amaze me how many looneys are out there that would take something like the April Fools Mock so bloody serious. It was all for fun. Holy crap guys with all the serious analysts out there arguing strenuously over each mocked pick it's nice to throw a little humor in there every now & again. I look forward to jerks of the week and I'm proud to say I've been following the site long enough to have been here since the first jerk of the week.

Therefore you angry people who hate on Walter for his site and his humor, you're my jerks of the week.

Matt S. 04-03-2011 09:17 am xxx.xxx.xxx.116 (total posts: 1)

WOW, we have a whole bunch of hypocritical haters here. "no one thinks your cute" your calling Walt a coward yet you don't have the balls to post your real name, WHY? because your a spineless creeper who likes to hide behind screen names and computer screens, and its trolls like you who people hate not "second-rate" bloggers like Walt.

Young 04-03-2011 08:45 am xxx.xxx.xxx.126 (total posts: 1)

OMG.. are these people serious? This is like the best site for NFL draft info and people want to criticize? they are the idiots.. If you don't like the site, keep that TO YOURSELF!!!

Tosh 04-03-2011 07:40 am xxx.xxx.xxx0.78 (total posts: 2)

What's with people bashing Walter all the time for his mocks? I mean really? really? It's a freaking mock draft, who cares, if his that bad why do all of you keep coming back? Isn't like anyone, and I mean anyone is going 32 for 32 this April.

No one thinks your cute STFU 03-31-2011 11:26 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.251 (total posts: 2)

Im sorry I made a mistake, you're just precious made sense unlike No one thinks your cute. I meant the previous comment to No One Thinks Your Cute

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